Aug 7, 2020
Me: Because I am the worst liar! In a group! OF LIARS!
YD: I think YN’s a worse liar than you, it that helps.
Me: It actually does. A little, not a lot.
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Me: Because I am the worst liar! In a group! OF LIARS!
YD: I think YN’s a worse liar than you, it that helps.
Me: It actually does. A little, not a lot.
Text Chat
YS: So. Which Pokémon probably tastes best?
YG: Idk how it’d taste but Wailords could probably end world hunger.
YD: There’s that new Apple one, Appletun? But it’s a dragon in an apple.
YN: There is literally an ice cream Pokémon you weirdos
YD: It just looks like an ice cream. Appletun’s probably the only actually edible Pokémon.
Me: This is Cherubi erasure!
Me: I made seventeen types of cookies, four cakes, seven types of pies, three types of brownies, and five dozen cupcakes!
YN: Oh God she’s stress-baking again
Me: I’ll be back in an hour, don’t die.
*later*
Me: *walks into the house to find YN crying over a horribly assembled IKEA chair while YD and YG fight with a rat that definitely was not in the house beforehand and YS stands on the counter*
Me: I know I set the bar pretty low, but this is ridiculous.
“I just want to go on record and say I think this is stupid! Okay. Let's go.”
— Me
YD: We’re gonna need codenames.
YD: I’m Vanilla Ice.
YD to Me: You’re Daddy Issues.
YD to YG: You’re Needs to Go to Therapy.
YD to YN: You’re Too Pure For This World.
YD to YS: YOU’RE A BASTARD.
YS: I have a friend that fucked someone behind that hotel.
Me: I mean, that’s not hard to do?
YN: I feel like there’s safer places to fuck. Like Centennial Park!
Me: That’s not safe!! That’s where hobos go!
YN: To fuck???
Texting
Me: Am I stupid for not getting the turtle thong?
[everyone is typing]
Me: THING*
Me: I MEANT THING AS IN THE JOKE FROM EARLIER
YN: You would be stupid for denying the turtle thong
YS: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in thongs
Me: I hate myself for being the accidental catalyst for that image
YG: Commission it
YD: You’re not stupid.
Me: Thanks YD for being the only nice human being in the chat.