Distracted By The Nonexistent

Maladaptive daydreamer, here’s my paras and I’s quotes

[fairycosmos]

feeling your brain latch onto the stupidest shit ever and not being able to do anything about it is a kind of saw trap

[pikabysss]

When the hyperfixation makes you stupid.

Aka: obsessed with pirates.

[homunculus-argument]

Peacocks are hilarious, really. They really are just like

[zutalorsihavemissedone]

[praisedstargirl]

*bites you* sorry

few minutes later.

*bites you* sorry

[becherdireinen]

Do you ever just miss a bond you had with someone? Like regardless of what happened between you two, you miss the conversations, the laughs you guys had over the stupidest things, or the way that they were there for you when you weren't at the best. The little things matter.

[carpethedamndiem]

[xxxadgothur]

[daydreamtlife]

JP: Um, SB? I can’t fall asleep

SB: Well, I can, goodnight

[thealphapigeon]

My coworker just completely killed me by casually throwing "you can lead a horse to water but if you drown it you have to walk back" into the conversation

[napneeders]

they say you shouldn't learn sex from fanfiction but what about sailing

[bisexualshakespeare]

yeah you can learn about sex from sailing

[strawberry-crush-thoughts]

I want to drink tea with you and watch the rain fall

[hisworstnightmare]

pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Immortality is much more than just outliving your loved ones. It’s outliving the earth. Is being in the dark forever after all the stars in the universe have died.

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see

[samwinchesterscarhartt]

“Fuck you my child is completely fine.”

Your child has full length and ongoing conversations with their-self pretending they’re talking to fictional characters and said characters are responding to them.

[theforce]

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

[happy-watching]

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