#fbiman

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i am in no way a pro at creating internet cultured jokes but here

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Whats with the webcam tape i thought we were friends

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You didn’t hear it from me, but the government is onto Mark Zuckerburg. Don’t think we didn’t notice his hardware malfunction in the Applebee’s parking lot

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Anons with names are so cool. It’s like being undercover whilst undercover

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Great Bad Idea: tumblr activity but it spills tea. Clarissa just liked your post but unliked it after she saw your tags calling her out

[massivehoegardenprofessor-blog]

I had a dream last night where my father left for about two years. I had never heard from him for that time. One night I am sleeping and there’s a knock on the door. I open my eyes and I go down to answer it. its my dad. He didn't have a car, he had a horse. He drugged a wild horse so he could ride here and come and get me. We started talking and then a S.W.A.T. team showed up and took him.