#fbi agent meme

[omgkatsudonplease]

welcome back FBI agent meme

[aromanticduck]

Government agent who watches you through your webcam and feels bad because you're so much cooler than them. Call that Homeland Insecurity.

[darcythelunatic]

The FBI agent assigned to me watching me jump from one hyperfixation to another

[rachellelie]

Sorry, I can't hang out today. My assigned FBI agent said no.

[lazy-cat-corner]

My profile on my assigned FBI agent’s folder: Lazy, unmotivated, passive, non-threatening or aggressive.

My Youtube history: “how to escape a kidnapper”, “how to tell if you’re being stalked”, “how the FBI disguise themselves in Russian intelligence operations”, “how to survive a home invasion, “psychological characteristics found in violent criminals”.

My assigned FBI agent:

[redrisingsun]

imagine if you get taken to court because of something and the jury is all "where were you the night in question?" and you explain that you were home and they ask "does anyone else know you were home?" and you say "no" but then the doors burst open and your fbi agent comes through the door and says "i can" and then you live happily ever after

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

me: *opens up ao3*

my fbi agent:

[scrolldownthemess]

I think I listen to No Body, No Crime way too much that the FBI agent watching me is worried.