fbonnefoi said: “I wouldn’t eat that. Trust me.”
"Listen François, my dude, this fruitcake is totally editable." Betty answered as she picked up the tin container it was in and inspected it. "It's been in my shed for like 150 years now, but they say fruitcake self life is pretty high up there." She nodded as she took off the lid to the container to find a perfectly fine looking fruitcake within it. "See! What I tell 'ya? Perfectly fine." Though, she was taking second guesses about actually eating the fruitcake. But first thing first, "Hey, do you want to take a bite out of it first?" She asked without hesitation. "I'll pay you two dollars if you do." It was worth a shot, but she doesn't want food poisoning especially if the fruitcake came from an English neighbor she knows.
