#fc3tag

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

we talking about jason b faceclaims? honestly i reject everything about canon except for when its funny. if im taking him seriously he basically just looks like me

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

im still irritated by everyone whos like 'the thing wrong with fc3 is that vaas died, because he was Cool so its Dumb to get rid of the cool guy' like... the barebones of Why it had to happen and what it was supposed to mean are already in there, they just didnt pace/prioritize the emotional arc well enough, likely because... they were expected to prioritize making it a Fun Badass Open World Murder Game over the plot theyd set up. skyrim with guns. theres a very bad story and gameplay divide but its not like vaas surviving (or being your fucking fight club alter, FUCK that article) wouldve magically solved it lol

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

jason brody: *opens his mouth very wide and Brothers_In_Arms.ascii converted in audacity to an mp3 plays*

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

i still havent gotten around to finding the house in fc3 thats full of doll heads and im not sure if i actually want to bc the postgame vibe is already mega unsettling and last time i tried to look for it i ran into a lone npc just pacing around in a little village of freshly dead people

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

i was about to make a joke post talking about jason b and will being drastically different but then i actually used my brain for about four seconds and realized that plotwise theyre the fucking same. weird unlikable guy gets thrown into a situation where he has to kill someone, is plagued by a weird guy who is very similar to him but also very different and actively seeks to harm him (but for gay reasons wrt that sameness?), loses self to the feeling that murder is the only thing that gives his life purpose. the only actual difference is that jason is a shitty drunk california boy who goes for quantity over quality with his murders while will is a rumpled fisherman dogboy into that elaborate art-corpse shit

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

grant: beefy, wholesome, army boy, good swimmer, can cook up a nice steak, only drinks in moderation, wears extremely tight tshirts, good at calming people down, loves his family, responsible, kind

jason: chinstrap, smells bad, might not actually be on a sports team he just says he “does sport” or “identifies as an athlete,” drunk right now, wears ugly khakis, eats entire loaves of bread for a meal, fake vegetarian that still eats chicken, cant dance, shakes his hair like a dog when its wet, never had a real job in his life, has probably jacked off to a picture of a gun before, forgets to go to doctor appointments that his mom schedules for him, uses axe spray deodorant on his hair, muscled but gawky so he kinda looks like a weird goblin man when he runs, knows a lot of facts about rope and knots but wont remember your birthday, somehow managed to take a full courseload for four years that did not actually result in a degree because it was too scattered, thinks its cute of him to pretend to suck dick on beer bottles but forgets theyre half full and nearly drowns himself most of the time, doesnt appreciate his mom enough, thinks riley is still in his emo phase, has crashed four weddings, thinks superman is boring, is bitter and petty all the time

liza: “yeah i want the tall one”

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

i still cant believe its canon that liza was into grant first but decided to date jason like how do you downgrade like that… how do you look at jason and decide to play yourself that hard

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

“i am so DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!” what that your dick is too small to vore him