Oct 27, 2023
WAIT THERE'S A RACE THIS WEEKEND ?
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WAIT THERE'S A RACE THIS WEEKEND ?
What did Jon Snow do at the Battle of Winterfell that wasn’t fckn stupid?
Case A: Rides a dragon and lands it on a wall right beside the trenches that are supposed to be lit. Doesn’t think to light them even though he know they should be lit by now.
Case B: After failing to help light trenches, decides to fly up into the sky to look for the Night King only to almost fly into Daenerys and knock both of them off their dragons.
Case C: Gets attacked by the Night King in the air and would be absolutely rekted if Daenerys hadn’t saved him.
Case D: Crash lands dragon onto the ground, falls off, watches Night King get unsuccessfully burnt, and decides to run ‘quietly’ after him to sneak attack him? Night King no dumbass though so, of course, he begins to raise the dead as Jon Snow fckn panicks and tries to get to him a little quicker now. Fails at that. Thanks Jon for trying.
Case E: Almost gets rekted by the dead rising around him, but my girl Daenerys saves that ass AGAIN. WHY.
Case F: Goes to help Bran but clearly forgets how the fck to get to the godswood so just runs around shutting gates in wights’ faces and then just gives up to fight Viserion, the dead dragon. Was Viserion at the entrance to the godswood? I don’t fckin know, but I know that you can’t fckn kill an undead dragon by screaming at it.
the protags get fucKED U P
Shoutout to the maskless guy I saw approaching other maskless people and telling them "Thank you for not spreading fear" for being a dumbass
Tatsumi the fucking dumass aks the capital's main enforcer to join the revolutionary army with him.
so curious to who it is so. NUMBER 1 ON THE ASK THINGY.
NUMBER ONE MY DEAREST WAS ANSWERED BUT BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KNOW, IT WAS EILIDH SO YEAH
So fucking annoyed at myself
I know drinking on an empty stomach is a bad idea, and yet I always do it.
the same guy has a approached me twice late at night now telling me hes a police officer and can drop me at home like no fuck off i may be drunk but i have a brain