#got crack

[yashabonagracia]

1/3 of my original digital drawings of Sansa using corny GOT/ASOIAF pickup lines on Jon.

I came up with absolutely none of the pickup lines. These are the best ones that I've heard without needing that NSFW warning.

[gotham-at-nightfall]

[casser-starkling]

game of thrones where everything is the same except castle black is a margaritaville and tyrion lannister has a gun

[frimoussette88]

[cuntnymeria]

i don’t make the rules

[joanna-lannister]

Jaime "this ken pushes kids out the window" Lannister

[aegor-bamfsteel]

i need to see what modern-style propaganda and memes would be made for the war of the five kings

Unfortunately, the circumstances that led to the creation of memes (a widely literate population, instantaneous global connection) are incompatible with a medieval fantasy setting as in War of the Five Kings. But I can try to give some hypothetical examples. Rumors of my memelord status are greatly exaggerated, but here are 5 low effort attempts:

Stannis with his Biggest non-Davos Fan

A thank-you to the GOT fan theorists for the idea that Ned warged into a flock of pigeons after his death, allowing me to use the original meme’s caption:

Battle of the Blackwater (GRRM loves his underdogs)

Cersei: the icon we don’t deserve, but have anyway (according to Jaime)

The big dramatic misunderstanding of the series, in ancient meme form

…And another one bites the dust

…I think those are enough Bamfsteel Wot5k memes for…awhile. (I hope this has dispelled once and for all the idea that I take myself too seriously)

[kalmaroth]

Lyanna, just after giving birth: *Opening a letter Rha🤢🤮are left her, telling her what he wants their child to be named, and seeing it's the same name as his other son*

Also Lyanna: