“ INSIDERS REPORT SEEING ENGLAND'S BRIT POP PRETTY BOY COZYING UP WITH RIOT GRRRL AT INSANE HOLLYWOOD PARTY - MAYBE SHE DOESN'T HATE MEN AFTER ALL? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT : READ THE FULL STORY ON PAGE 24 ! ”
All it took was one magazine interview where Jane had mentioned she'd been listening to Beetlemoth a whole lot recently before the music tabloids ran wild the idea that she might be romantically linked with Micky , a man she'd never met before her in her fucking life ; it was funny , really , the way it was always an insider , or a close friend who chose to spill such juicy details , when really , it's just some poor sap of an intern lying so that his boss might promote him . She found humour in it above all else , but having to explain to her sibling over the phone that , no , she hadn't started dating anybody without telling her first , was a bit of a conversation . Jane may or may not have been offended by the scoff that came from her seventeen year old sister's lips before she proclaimed that she ' knew it was bullshit , there's no way you'd ever get a boyfriend ' but whatever .
But as fate ( and companies trying to sell more tickets ) may have it , the two bands were now crossing paths for a three day weekend festival , and quite frankly , Jane's only hope was that she'd be able to see the boys perform their set at least once over the course of the next few days , because she hadn't been lying when she said she liked their music .
It was early afternoon when the girls finally arrived with their van that had broken down only once today somewhere along the freeway , and had to haggle with security to let them in . She recalls having to say , " No , I'm not FUCKING the bass player , I AM the fucking bass player , " to really drive her point across ; it usually worked .
After everything was said and done , and they'd checked in with tour management to receive their artist passes , it was deemed first priority that Jane track down and find out where the catering tent was to determine whether or not they had sufficient coffee . Naturally , the rest of the band opted to stay behind , and it was likely because they'd caught a whiff of marijuana somewhere along the way and wanted to use their fucking bloodhound noses to track it down . They'll regret that later when they're stoned and don't know where to go to get food , she thinks .
STARTER THAT GOT WAY TOO LONG : @thosefour .