911 CALL
Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Kazemaru: I did something baaad.
Operator: Is anyone hurt?
Kazemaru: I kissed somebody else. (BURPS) I kissed somebody else, I don't even knooow him!
Operator: Is this an emergency?
Fudou: Kazemaru! Why are you on the ground?
Operator: Sir Can you hear me?
Kazemaru: Fudooou I'm sorry!
Fudou: What happened?
Operator: Sir...
Kazemaru: I kiiiissed somebody
Fudou: Oh no!! Why did you do that Kazemaru?!
Kazemaru: Because I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up cuz I'm a screw-up!
Fudou: No, you're not a screw-up, okay? I screw up all the time!
Operator: Sir...
Fudou: God it hurts but I forgive you! I love you!
Kazemaru: Oh my goood Fudou I love yoOooUuu!
Fudou: Kazemaruu! Will you marry me?
Operator: Oh, wow
Kazemaru: YES! OH MY- (VOMITING)
Operator: ...
Operator: Uh, congratulations... goodbye.
Kazemaru: I want pizza