Could I request a possessive Simon x reader 👀
indeed you can. this was more like a fluffy possessive simon whoops
warnings: language
summary: (honestly more fluffier than i thought) simon is tired of sunnyvalers flirting with you when it's clear you're dating him. so, simon tries to makes sure no one else flirts with you.
"Simon, hurry up if you want to kick Sunnyvale ass!"
"I'm coming!"
Deena honked her car's horn once again. Simon came running out the front door with his backpack. You scooted over in the backseat to make room for him. He gladly took up all of the space.
"Why did you have to take all of us to meet your girlfriend?" You huffed.
"It's an excuse to get drunk with my girlfriend."
"We all know you're just going to make out in the bathroom," Simon responded. Everyone else agreed.
Deena started driving to Sunnyvale, and Josh had the luxury of sitting in the front seat. You, Kate, and Simon were stuck in the backseat.
Simon procured some cassettes from his backpack.
"Hey, no sappy shit, alright?" Deena said before putting one of the tapes he handed into the car's cassette deck.
"School's Out" By Alice Cooper came on instead, so you and Simon yelled the lyrics painfully off-key. Kate eventually joined in. After thirty minutes of singing along to rock songs, you finally arrived at Sunnyvale. There wasn't even a welcome sign anymore, just the usual disgruntled Sunnyvalers giving you the middle finger. Deena drove up to Sam's house and parked in the driveway.
Simon grabbed his backpack. "I don't know why you carry that around all the time," you said.
"For emergencies," he said matter-of-factly. You looked over at Kate, who shrugged.
Deena was busy bringing all of your gifts for Sam inside, and you were preoccupied with pouring yourself a cup of alcohol-free punch. Sam specifically said alcohol-free when Simon walked in.
You were about to go talk to Simon, but a Sunnyvaler stopped you.
"Can I help you?" You asked.
"You're pretty."
Came off a little too strong, you thought to yourself. Before you could say another word, Simon was next to you wrapping his arm around your waist.
"Fuck off," Simon said. The Sunnyvaler Stranger scurried away mumbling curses underneath his breath.
"That was a little much, Si."
"I know, right? The best for my lover."
You rolled your eyes to hide a small, lopsided smile, and Simon made a few stops to insult Sunnyvalers (you presumed, you really couldn't hear anything he said) before walking back to the living room to be a third wheel to Kate and Josh. To alleviate the awkwardness, you guessed. Simon was either terrible or amazing at not being socially awkward. You walked over to Sam, who was busy rummaging through her cassettes to put in the stereo.
"Oh, hi," she said.
"What's this?" You picked up a cassette that was labeled 'ours'.
"Simon asked me to put it on."
You smiled unconsciously. This was the mixtape you curated for him, one that he played every time you came over. The songs that made it up were practically imprinted onto your brain. His as well. Maybe it wasn't special to onlookers and drunk Sunnyvalers, but it was to you and Simon.
"Do you know where he is?" You asked Sam.
"Living room, last time I checked."
You thanked her, seeing Deena and Sam sneak into the bathroom and close the door out of the corner of your eye, and went to the living room.
Simon was sat next to Josh (who was asleep next to Kate) watching an obscure TV show that probably wasn't popular since the sixties.
"Hey, Y/N," he said with a sheepish grin.
"Our mixtape is on."
"Yeah. I heard. Wanna watch?"
"Sure," you sat down next to him, head rested comfortably on his shoulder. "You've been acting weird ever since we came to this party."
"Led Zep's on," he deflected.
Led Zep was, indeed, on. You could hear "Heartbreaker" from the main room.
"No," you continued, "you're a little...possessive, is all."
"Possessive?"
"Jealous?"
"I liked possessive better."
"Nah, you're jealous."
"No," he said, a slight blush creeping onto his cheeks.
"I heard," you said, "from Deena, that you went around telling Sunnyvalers to back off and stop hitting on me."
"Hey, Y/N," Deena stopped you.
You stopped. "Yeah?"
"Sam overheard Simon telling Peter to, and I quote, "get fucked"."
"What for?"
"Hitting on you, I guess? Sam didn't finish. She had a little too much, uh, virgin punch."
You laughed softly.
"Maybe I did," he responded.
"Why? I can fend for myself, you know."
"I know. I just thought maybe I'd be able to piss off every asshole at this party as possible."
You smiled. You stared down at his hand, letting your fingers hover over his chipped black nail polish, noting to yourself to fix them later on.
"You're really," you paused to find a word that fit, "sweet. Cute, even."
He smiled back. You two exchanged no words while watching the black and white show on the TV screen with, unfortunately, no subtitles or captions. You fell asleep when Heart played subtly from the main room. You don't know the exact time of when you woke up, but the party was almost over and everyone by now was leaving.
"You ready to go?" Deena asked, practically stumbling into the living room.
"Did it..take you long to find us?" You asked.
Kate and Josh popped up next to her. "No, she had to deal with a drunk Sam," Kate replied. "She's coming with us, by the way."
"Won't her mom be worried?" Simon asked.
"Nah," Deena replied nonchalantly.
"Hey, I call shotgun!" You yelled before Simon could.
"I don't want her to throw up in my lap!" He whined.
"Boo hoo," you said, climbing into the car's front seat.
Sam didn't throw up in Simon's lap, but did so by slowly moving her head through the open window. You adjusted the rearview mirror to see Simon's disgusted face and almost burst out in laughter.
In the middle of the drive, Deena took something out of her pocket and gave it to you. You were slightly confused.
"What is it?"
"A picture of you and Simon sleeping on Sam's couch."
"Cute, kind of creepy, but cute."
Your head was rested on his shoulder like at the party, Kate and Josh were gone. Simon was holding your hand, his head nestled snugly in your nape.
You placed it on the dashboard, smiling at it, wondering how many Sunnyvalers gave you annoyed looks.









