Roy/Jason and 6. secretly a virgin
Seeing as Roy has a kid and she presumably wasn’t a product of gene tinkering or something (though lbr, she totally could be), I’m going with Jason secretly being a virgin.
So Roy and Jason are roomies and Roy occasionally brings over a one night stand, but he never sees Jason do the same. Which is a little weird bc he’s definitely had the opportunity if he so chose. Roy just watches for a while, and he just cannot figure out why. So one day he corners Jason and is like, “dude, if you feel awkward sleeping with someone while I’m here, just lemme know and I’ll clear out.” Perfectly reasonable, right? But Jason gets pissed bc he’s embarrassed for some reason and like... stomps off into the night or whatever. Which makes Roy pissed off and confused, so he goes to the only ppl he thinks he can get answers from. Jason’s brothers.
Who are of course little shits themselves and just about die laughing (except Damien who just rolls his eyes and goes to see his own bf) when Roy asks wtf Jason’s problem is. Like Dick can literally not breathe bc he’s laughing so hard, but he eventually manages to tell Roy that that’s really for Jason to say, not him. Tim looks like he’s going to say, but Dick tells him not to, so later Roy corners him to get some answers bc he knows that Jason sure as fuck isn’t gonna tell him anything rn. So Tim spills Jason’s secret and Roy is fucking floored. Like out of all the reasons he thought of that Jason could be pissed, this didn’t even make the top hundred bc um what.
It takes a while for Roy to track Jason down bc he really doesn’t want to be found. But he does. Probably in some shitty hole in the wall building that’s set to be destroyed like tomorrow. Jason is still pissed and Roy is pissed and there’s a lot of shouting right off the bat until Roy just drops that he knows. And everything just kind of stops bc fuck, Jason doesn’t know what to say to that and Roy doesn’t know what to say after that and... Well, after a few minutes of them both being kind of lost bc this is like the most embarrassing and awkward situation they’ve ever been in and that’s saying something, Roy says fuck it and just kisses Jason. They end up having sex on the floor of this nasty warehouse and it’s kind of awful, but it’s also so awesome bc wow, Roy hadn’t even realized before then that that’s what he wanted to be doing. And Jason’s just kind of glad his brothers can’t blackmail him about that anymore.
Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I’ll tell you something about the story I’d write for that combination.










