(Almost) THE ENTIRE SEASON ONE GLITCHTALE TRANSCRIPT
[S1EP1]
* You tell sans "I'm sorry... take my SOUL and fix my mistakes, one last time"
Sans: hehe aren't you missing something buddy?
but first...
get dunked on you megalomaniac
(yes that's it, refer to http://dulcetrefrain.com/2015/11/18/megalovania-original-lyrics-undertale/ for the song)
[S1EP2]
???: FACINATING
THIS TIMELINE IS... STRANGE
MAYBE... JUST MAYBE
Sans: * heya
* my break just started
* wanna go to grillby's?
Sans:
* cool
* over here
* i know a shortcut
[* You don't remember a door like this being here.]
Sans: * welp, here we are
* so, i wanted to talk about what happened in the last timeline...
???: AH, YES
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FRISK
YOUR DETERMINATION EXCEEDS MOST.
WITH THAT KIND OF POWER
WITH THAT KIND OF SOUL
I COULD RETURN
I COULD BE WHOLE AGAIN
???: I'M AFRAID I CAN NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY
???: I JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU ONCE, RIGHT?
Sans: * we'll chat later. let's get outta here.
???: "why can't i teleport?" RIGHT?
YOU'RE STUCK IN HERE WITH ME
(a bunch of fighting nonsense continues)
???: FINALLY
Sans: * hey kid i don't wanna alarm you
* but i can't really beat this guy
Gaster: AH... SO YOU REMEMBER WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF
THERE'S NO WAY FOR YOU TO WIN... AND YOU KNOW IT.
Sans: * hey, remember the last timeline?
* let's do it
Gaster: I'LL TAKE THIS IF YOU DON'T MIND
[* Gaster is taking your SOUL...]
[* But it refused]
Sans: * heh. good job kid.
* ya had me... "dead" worried there
(a bunch of fighting nonsense goes on and zero dialog happens)
Gaster: IT APPEARS I'M REACHING MY LIMIT
BUT I WON'T GIVE UP EASILY
I WILL COME BACK!
(some more fighting nonsense)
Gaster: YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS FEELS
TO BE ALONE...
TO BE HELPLESS.
ADBANDONED!
FORGOTTEN
I JUST WANT TO COME BACK...
Sans: * destroying everything in your path is not the right way G
Gaster: I'LL USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Sans: * sorry
* hey kid... after this reset take your time in the ruins
* gotta do something quick...
[S1EP3]
Sans: * yalright kid?
Sans: * so...
* about what happened earlier...
* we gotta stop doing that.
* we can't just... reset timelines like that.
* it might have side-effects on things we *don't* want to happen.
Sans: * imagine it as a matter of probabilities
* the more we screw around with the timelines...
* the more are the chances of bad things to happen
* things that aren't supposed to be here are here
* so keep an eye out for anything that seems... "odd" k?
* alright then, if ya need me, give paps a ring. i'll be there
???: * these errors are fun you know
* I also found that you only need DETERMINATION to exist in this world
* and those weird... melted monsters gave me enough to exist for a good while
Chara: * even enough to match YOURS
Flowey: * why is that brat taking so long
Chara: * and with your determination in my power things will be way easier
Flowey: * HEY! Smiley trashbag wake up!
Sans: * well now...
* what are you doing here?
Flowey: * It's Chara...
* They got Frisk.
Sans: * why are you even telling me this?.
Flowey: * Don't get me wrong, I still hate you
* But none of us would survive if they got control over the timeline...
Chara: * how cute...
* This will be interesting
* we got a comedian
* a traitor...
* and a "megalomaniac"
(more fighting shenanigans)
Chara: * welcome to my special hell
* This is all your fault...
* we just had to get 6 souls...
* but you decided to show them mercy
* you betrayed me Asriel
* we ended up like this because of you
* but I won't show you any mercy
* it's kill or be killed after all...
Flowey: * NOW SANS!
(oops chara got BELIEF)
[S1EP4]
Sans: * feelin better?
* i'm tryna fix something here at the moment
* hey flowey could you pass me the wrench from over there?
Flowey: * do I look like your stupid assistant?
Sans: * please?...
Flowey: * yeah, sure, whatever...
* take your stupid wrench!
Sans: * thank you
* alright, it's done
* let's hope it works this time
Flowey: * wait... "hope"?
* "this time"?
* how many times have you tried this before?
Sans: * just a couple of hundred of times
* but if that demon child managed to get back on their own
* i'm pretty sure i can bring "him" back
* uh... you should close your eyes a bit
Gaster: IMPOSSIBLE... HOW DID HE...
Sans: * heya...
Gaster: HEYA
DID YOU 'MIST' ME?
Sans: * heh... let's a-void the jokes for now...
* we got a huge problem at the moment
* and your help will come in 'handy'
Flowey: * your jokes are disgusting...
Sans: * hey, what's wrong kiddo
Gaster: * OH!
* D-DON'T WORRY LITTLE HUMAN
* I HAVE NO INTENTIONS TO HARM YOU
Sans: * so... i need to ask ya a favor
* you know where the human souls are right?
* please take us there
Gaster: * VERY WELL
* LET'S GO
Sans: * here...
Flowey: * WHAT?
* do you... trust me?
Sans: * kinda...
* you'll be more useful with those anyways
Flowey: * I still hate you
Sans: * sure why not
Chara: * so predictable
* isn't this hilarious
* if you think you got any chance to win... you're wrong
* I have... a small surprise too
* remember what these are?
* you never got to use all the DETERMINATION extracted in the past...
* I'm excited to see how long you'll survive
* COME =)
Sans: * make sure to keep that button blocked G
* and keep the kid safe
(goddamn a lot of fighting happens)
Gaster: WAIT HERE
(more goddamn fighting jesus christ
Sans: * heh...
* i don't like to use my real special attack
* i get bone tired after that, but...
* you deserve it
Chara: * I've got a question for you Asriel
* Do you know what black means?
* It's HATE
* And I have a LOT of it to share
[* You call for help...]
[* ...]
Chara: * But nobody came
[* You're filled with DETERMINATION]
[* You call for help]
Asriel: * Chara look!
* The music comes from that statue
* hey, Chara
* It's me
* Your Best Friend
[part 2 coming soon]
