Thank you very much, @fearlessjones!
side note- how have we been mutuals for so long?! It feels like yesterday I joined this fandom. Sigh. Here, have some Christmas headcanons!
who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off?
Pffftt, Eggsy. He’s too hotheaded and impatient to deal with that nonsense. He’s got enough determination to put hours into decorating, but once his work gets tangled it all goes downhill from there.
who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?
Harry, definitely. He’s got that sweet tooth maaaaan
who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies?
They each have their own traditions about their favourite christmas movie. Harry’s includes watching some old man christmas movie with Merlin, which Eggsy is glad to let them have together. He’ll be out with the boys doing fun stuff, ta
who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas?
Eggsy, and Harry wishes he’d lost his ears instead of his eye.
who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping
This just seems like a Harry thing to do. Eggsy’s well intentioned enough to try to do it himself, so christmas morning is a lot of ugly lumps of paper and tape, and Harry’s stack of professionally wrapped boxes haha
who insists on making snow angels?
Eggsy. Harry rolls his eyes and acts like he’s being sooo put out by having to watch it happen. But if he’s certain no one’s around, he’ll join in >:]
who put christmas outfits on all the pets?
Harry named his dog Mr Pickle…… you KNOW that dog owned a wardrobe
Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in?
In one of my headcanons, Harry has a large family that he visits every few years. He brings Eggsy to visit them the first year they’re officially together. And then they quickly agree that a small, Daisy-oriented christmas is much better.
who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?
Harry. He loves forcing Eggsy into sweaters so ugly that even Mr Orange Suit Jacket thinks they’re unsightly. It’s worth it. Even if this comes at the price of self ridicule.
Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present?
Eggsy. Harry just wants to sleep. They’re going to be there in the morning, darling. But they’re here now! But they’ll still be here.
Who insists on hand-made presents only one year?
I’m not sure who starts it, but I know who ends it. Eggsy decides he’s going to pin Harry a butterfly all by himself (which is very, very gross, but Harry loves them, so here we are) and with much gagging and pricked fingers, it turns out okay. Harry thinks he’ll try to recall the memory of how to knit from way back when his mother tried to teach him. About forty years ago. He spends hours in his office messing up, unraveling, messing up again. He ends up with half of a scarf by December 23rd and buys Eggsy something expensive from an Adidas outlet. Eggsy hmphs, but he doesn’t mind~
Who puts mistletoe on every door frame?
Harry. Suave, romantic, can reach higher than Eggsy and put it places he can’t take down. Heh.
Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?
Eggsy. Harry has plenty of Kingsman christmas parties under his belt. But Eggsy has his belt, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real?
Eggsy’s been around Daisy for too long to make a fatal slip up like that. I think there’s an infinite amount of fanfiction to be written about Harry nearly ruining the holiday magic for Daisy and all of the other children of the world lol