#fearthebuttchin

[insignificantgrunt]

[[VICTREEBEL NOISES]]

[expandingacres-blog]

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Take off your uniform.

…!

…H-huh? Wai…wait, I didn’t mean…

[of-volcanoes-and-men]

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"You…you had me going there for a second, what with your blubbering. If you hadn’t tried taking my position, I probably would’ve recommended you a good doctor by now."

"Erm, what I’m saying is that you’re still a delusional new grunt. Got it?"

[of-volcanoes-and-men]

"You...you ain't the real Tabitha, you're jus' a terrible imposter! Real Tabithas are handsome an' sweet, and you're neither! What kind o' Tabitha do ya think you are? No buttchin! No silky locks! No big fuzzy personality! You're never gonna be nothin' but my shadow, dummy! You may be Maxie's right hand man, but I'm his man of his other hands! Like his left hand an'...wait...he has no more hands...BUT if he had more hands, I'd be his man at every single of them, ya here?"

"Well, well, well, isn’t it the so-called other Tabitha." He breathed a small sigh, shaking his head slightly. A smug smirk found its way to his lips as he continued, "You’re a fool to think that you’re the only Tabitha-well, actually, you’re a fool to think you’re even the real Tabitha, new grunt. And shallow insults will get you nowhere. Honestly, though, what was even that last part? Are you really so idiotic as to forget people have only two hands? Well, actually, I can’t say I’m too surprised.” 

[warriorsofhell]

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fear-the-buttchin

Illusion looked up from her post tiredly and yelled, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

[ishouldnevernameanything-blog]

of-volcanoes-and-men started following you

fear-the-buttchin started following you

  psst

i have no problem hitting a woman

[insignificantgrunt]

[[THESE TABITHAS NEED HUGS]]

[fear-the-buttchin]

Claimed

3. Me for one night

 Uh, alright, *the hybrid shrugs and turns to Mitch. Aim likes the guy enough to hang out.* What do you wanna do?

Mitch jumps up and down with excitement. "Oh, gosh, Aim! A whole night jus' the two of us buddies!" He scratches his chin in thought. "Well, there's plenty o' stuff we could do..."

A sparkle grows in his brown eyes. "I know! Gimme a ride!" He leaps over Aim, hoping to land with his legs on either side of the Arbnine so he can ride him like a Ponyta, though he isn't sure whether or not Aim will allow this to happen.