#feat. killer

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Who is the one from the group most likely to gossip? And why can I see it being Killer-

It absolutely is Killer, but Baggs is not far behind on the gossip train. He just likes to collect gossip, though, and doesn't spread it as much. He just likes to be in the know on the latest rumors and information. He's nosy by nature, since he has this whole... thing about knowing Everything about Everyone and Everything that's happening All The Time back in his world. Nightmare won't let him rig up a series of cameras in the castle for surveillance, so he has to rely on word-of-mouth.

[every-trafalgarlaw]

young worst generation !

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I was just looking through incorrect quotes, as one does, and I just feel like this fits-

Ren: How long does it take before you start Hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Killer: I think-

Baggs: 72 hours

Killer: How do you know?

Baggs: there's a clown behind you

Obviously it don't fit perfectly, but similar energy

HAHAHAHA

Well, let's face it, he would know. And deliver the answer with no hesitation.

This absolutely is done for shits and kicks, and Killer does freak out and turn around.

(This also gets Ren immediately shepherded to bed, because there's probably a reason they're asking that question.)

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don't imagine killer teasing tsundere reader? since we're on the topic? 👀

Don't imagine how you know you're in for it when he gets that... smile. The one that promises mischief. The one that means you're in for imminent teasing.

Don't imagine how he sidles up to you and flirts his face off, complimenting you, admiring you, all the sweet, pretty words you want to hear, but at the same time, you're getting hot under the collar.

Don't imagine how you posture and bluster, and it only gets that obnoxiously sultry chuckle out of him while he comments what a lovely shade that blush is on you. He thinks he should make you blush more often.

Don't imagine how he is just inside of your personal space, not too close, but still close enough that you're getting flustered by proximity.

Don't imagine how he finally decides he's had enough when you can't even form words you're so worked up. He laughingly says that he'll leave you be for now, but that... he's pretty serious about some of those things, even though it's difficult to tell what between his teasing little smile and knowing little chuckles.

Bastard.

[wishing-stones]

don't imagine for killsy boy please and thank you ❤️

Don't imagine Killer sneaking up behind you to grab you around the waist and enthusiastically nibble all up and down your neck while making exaggerated growling noises just to hear how you squeal and laugh, how you playfully try to squirm out of his grasp and lightly swat at him to get him to knock it off... but you don't really mean it, and you both know it.

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Lol, how would Killer b like if he was being too much for his s/o or smacked their BOOTY and they walk over to a corner with him behind them and tell him 'stay'

Hes now n timeout lol

"Aww...."

He sulks theatrically. Woe be upon him! He can't touch his partner's ass!

He'll get it if he's overstepped a bit, but if it's not done in seriousness, he won't treat it seriously. He'll rectify his behavior, but he'll be an enormous sap the entire time. Unless he's caught one-on-one and specifically told "Hey, you need to not do this because I don't like it/it's too much" he is incapable of treating anything seriously.

But he still pays attention. You'll note that it doesn't happen again.

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Oh, to be one of the cats Killer keeps in his room... must be the good life.

In all seriousness, he does take very good care of the cats he saves. Usually they're out of the line of fire in a fight, or when they're causing chaos in an AU. Sometimes they're last-minute shelter rescues. all of them wind up finding homes eventually, although it's safe to assume he has anywhere from 1-4 cats in his room at any given time.

No one really objects to them. They mostly stay in Killer's room, but on the rare occasion they get out, they're well-received. Animals are innocents when looking at the grand scheme of things in the multiverse, and all of the boys like cute and cuddly things. Bonus points if they're soft.

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Don't imagine Killer getting handsy while you watch a thriller (love u mys, and a beintot)

Hehehehehehe~

Don't imagine Killer's hand just... slowly working across your thigh inwards, making sure you know it's there by squeezing every now and again, digging his phalanges in a little bit during tense parts, slowly dragging his index finger along your thigh while a suspense string plays. Don't imagine how you get jumpscared, and he gets one in on the heels of it by grabbing your thigh and leaning in to bite your shoulder lightly, but quickly, and how he laughs at your reaction and uses it as an excuse to get you into his lap because obviously, if you're that skittish, you would feel safer with him there. Really don't imagine that now that he has you where he wants you, those hands get a little more bold, one snakes its way up the hem of your shirt and across your stomach, the other has the tips of his phalanges just barely dipping beneath the waistband of your pants, but he's not moving especially fast, taking his time, teasing you, and if you whine for him? All the better. And whatever you do, do not imagine what happens after the movie, since... no one else is around, and that couch is just so big and inviting...