#febivekkles

[incorrectlcs]

Febiven: My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

Rekkles: If you’re referring to my penis, it’s not a bone but a muscle.

Rekkles: And the only muscle I’m willing to give you is my heart. ♥

Febiven: Wow, that’s cute.

Rekkles: Cool, let’s fuck.

Febiven: Cool! Let’s do it. Where are you from?

[incorrectlcs]

Rekkles: Take me to art museums and make out with me.

Febiven: But they said to not touch the master pieces.

Rekkles: Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall.

Police officer: This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing agai

[incorrectlcs]

Rekkles: hey febiven, tell the world we're bros

Febiven: *whispers* we're bros

Rekkles: why'd you whisper

Febiven: cause you're my world, bro

Rekkles: bro

[incorrectlcs]

Forg1ven: I have fought against my judgement, my family’s expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance. All these things I am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.

Rekkles: Are you telling me that you love me most ardently?

Forg1ven: No. I’m asking you to retire already.

[incorrectlcs]

rekkles: bro do u know what my fav periodic element is

febiven: what is it bro

rekkles: bromine

febiven: bro why

rekkles: cause bro ur all mine

febiven: b rO WTF BROoo

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[febivekkles-blog]

basically sums up this selfie;

[fnatic-senpais]

hi let's be friends you seem like a cool person ((im really sorry for my straightforwardness))

ahaahhahahhahahah oky :D hahaahhah i am cool person ;PPP it’s fine hahaha