Incorrect LoL Esports Quotes

Things pro players didn't actually say. Updates 3 times daily. NOTE: I'm glad that people appreciate this blog, but please don't tweet any quotes at the players or their friends/family.

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Valentines day memes for your Esports-loving sweetheart.

[incorrect-lolesports]

Rekkles, after going 0-4: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw

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I know tumblr is dead now but just in case: is anyone out there interested in a lol esports kink meme/anonymous fic prompts meme? If there’s enough interest out there I might open one up on dreamwidth.

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Well here it is if anyone’s interested: https://lolesports-anon.dreamwidth.org/490.html

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Textposts by @incorrectlcs

[incorrectlcs]

Perkz: bitch

Score: blocked

Perkz: wait unblock me I have to tell you something important

Score: unblocked

Perkz: bitch

[incorrectlcs]

Announcement

So, it's been a good 5 months or so of incorrect lcs quotes. I've had a good time matching quotes to players and reading all the great submissions I've gotten since I started this blog. The fandom response to my sily side project has also been beyond my wildest dreams; I didn't think any of my quotes would ever get more than 5 notes, and I'm really happy that people seem to enjoy them. But there comes a time when one wishes to move on from their current fandom, and that time for me is now. So, sadly, this will be incorrectlcs' last post. Which means no more quotes. Submissions will not be accepted either.

If anyone wants to start a new incorrect lol esports blog to continue the fun, feel free to!

[incorrectlcs]

rekkles: bro do u know what my fav periodic element is

febiven: what is it bro

rekkles: bromine

febiven: bro why

rekkles: cause bro ur all mine

febiven: b rO WTF BROoo

[incorrectlcs]

Akaadian: I can show you the world bro.

Moon: Dude, show me.

(Akaadian 1 holds up a mirror to Moon)

Akaadian: You mean the world to me bro.

Moon: BRO…

[incorrectlcs]

hauntzer: close your eyes bro

bjergsen: alright bro

hauntzer: what do you see bro?

bjergsen: nothing bro

hauntzer: that’s my life without you bro

bjergsen: bro

hauntzer: bro

[incorrectlcs]

smoothie: do you want a protein shake bro?

svenskeren: nah bro

smoothie: why bro?

svenskeren: because you’re the only one who gives me strength bro

smoothie: bro.

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So just for fun, I decided to create a shipping bracket for the LOL Esports fandom. If you want to help determine which ship is the best out of all of them, head on over to:

https://animebracket.com/nominate/lol-esports-otp/ 

and start nominating your OTP(s)! You’ll need a Reddit account to participate (bc Animebracket works that way for some reason), and you can nom as many ships as you’d like. Voting will probably begin sometime next week.

[plosewad]

The winner of the shipping bracket has been decided! Sneaky/Meteos is your LOL Esports OTP!

To check out the entire bracket, go to: https://animebracket.com/results/lol-esports-otp?group=full

Thanks to everyone who voted!

[incorrectlcs]

Jesiz: I think you’re acting a little immature.

Caps: I’m not acting!

[incorrectlcs]

Doublelift: You're crazy

Olleh: What?

Doublelift: You were supposed to say "yeah, about you"

Doublelift: Why is real life never like the movies?

[incorrectlcs]

Hjarnan: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like… was it a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?

Perkz: Well at first it was really intense, you know. And then we just sort of sunk into it.

Wunder: Okay, so was he holding you, or were his hands on your back?

Perkz: No actually first they were… they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

Wadid: Oooh!!

Meanwhile…

Bjergsen: And then I kissed Perkz.

Hauntzer: Tongue?

Bjergsen: Yeah.

Hauntzer: Cool.

[incorrectlcs]

Svenskeren: Guys are so hot

Svenskeren: Girls are hot too

Svenskeren: Why is everyone so hot?

Jensen: Global warming

[incorrectlcs]

I’m 5'6’’. 5'9’’ with the hair. 6'3’’ with the ego.

Imp

[incorrectlcs]

I-I didn't u-use h-heal to save you okay? I-I w-was using it for m-myself!

Bang, probably