imagine the inquisitor bringing him and the moment he opens his mouth to back talk a snotty noble they're like "NOPE NVM" and drag him out by the ear
he winds up in the garden tucked in a corner and the inquisitor can only hope that it’s out of the way enough (in connard’s defense, novles kept coming up to him and asking him to say specific phrases just to hear him butcher it with his accent and he was about to let loose some very choice phrases that do not belong in a fancy orlesian castle)
steelrxsie replied to your post “have i mentioned how genuine connard is like there’s no question of...”
( i can see it now, disgruntled man in the fancy uniform being painfully honest to anyone who talk to him lmao. also him being pissed at all the shit talking he can hear. rosie says she'd force him to dance bec she will force every1
rip poor rosie’s toe....sies also she may have to physically carry him to the dance floor he already feels ridiculous enough that bright red outfit is not doing him any favors
fiercewxrrior replied to your post “have i mentioned how genuine connard is like there’s no question of...”
If I was Inquisitor I would. Maybe I should make that an AU... She'd just be so DONE all the time. Like, why me? Seriously. No.
her and connard both honestly if he knew the inquisitor didn't like it there either he'd feel bad at least he can stand in the corner and drink and glare without igniting a land war the inquisitor actually has to interact with people connard is just there to punch stuff should it come to that (which he hopes it does)
