#fedaura

[commander-vas-normandy]

Is there a female equivalent to the male fedora thing?

[raionmimi]

So I posted a screenshot of when someone said "you look like Nicki Minaj wtf” and said it was the loveliest compliment I’ve ever gotten. Then this fedora fuckboy came in.

[theoversizedpixie]

Nibblet of wisdom here: be wary of fedauras. They're subtler than they think. When not actively in use, they're barely perceptible, but as they become more perceivable, they start to glow.

If left exposed to an unchecked fedaura, you may go blind. Sunglasses are no good either. Your best bet is to stab at the entitlement and leave by way of the nearest exit. 

In all seriousness though, please be careful of those with fedauras. 

[kyrianne]

I got m'ladied at Kroger today

I got some cash back so I could buy quarters for laundry in the future and I had to interact with the cashier to get it even though I did self checkout

He came over with my $10 like "I believe this is yours" complete with tiny fucking bow

[slamminryejack]

there needs to be a fedora sticker so that I can drop then in the inboxes of annoying cis het men that try to talk about lgbtq* and women's issues on facebook

[actuallynotanavenger]

When you think boys are nice but you were deceived by the fedaura the whole time

[marsish]

some fedaura guy on my facebook - "Am I the only one here unimpressed with Beyonce releasing an album without advertising it beforehand? It could absolutely tank in sales and she probably wouldn't lose anything."

shut up