Jan 5, 2013
i'm pretty sure the most thought-out character in undecimber at this point is the fedouche
this is all your fault shad
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i'm pretty sure the most thought-out character in undecimber at this point is the fedouche
this is all your fault shad
Only the best in douche step and death metal for my Fedouche's Freaks! Gonna get so poppin' kranked on the RBs (the real good mood food) that I might just go f*ck kick that goat that Roy keeps in his office!
I'm serious Lehigh... teehee!
Fedouche
Excited about my warm-up season and our new slogan: UNC Football 2012, Zero Pressure
Fedouche
Coach Hatman, Will Red Bull be a staple in the training room?
Let me explain something to you: Red Bull is the staple. Period.
I've wisely replaced milk at the cereal station with Red Bull so all my boyz get so fuckin' amped for their tough-ass days. They're scholar athletes at Flagship U, they need that shit.
Red Bull flows from the showers so the boyz can squirt it into each other's mouths for fun and life-giving energy while they scrub each other.
I've replaced the locker room toilet bowl water with Red Bull, because when it splashes on my boyz' boys they get extra fired-up! Swirlies, which are a Larry-mandate for the freshmen, are even more fun, too!
I gave my homie Bryn a Red Bull enema while he slept... and while he didn't even wake up at the time, he was wired as shit when he came to our private sessions the gym.
And of course, Red Bull will be Flagship U's sideline drink, so don't expect anything else on game day but ass-punching domination from this team.
Red Bull gives you wins and I give my boyz Red Bull becuase Red Bull is fuckinsweet.
Larry "The Horn of The Bull" Fedouche
Fuckinsweet! Me and my boyz open the season with two cupcake D-II teams: Something called an Elon and a bible college called Wake Forest. Winner, winner, fried chicken for supper!
Coach Fedouche
Dammit, always have to take my picture half-way through shaving my head... At least my part looks like it was done with a hatchet!