#feeltheimpxct

[misterquickwitted]

feeltheimpxct replied to your post: messxrundzeug replied to your post: ...

{ Takes a step forward. } I’ll knock your head into the ground if you say one more word.

“Fucking try it.” Tucker’s just going to whip out his sword. “Y’all are the ones teaming up on me. If you can’t take it when I fight back, that’s your fucking problem, dude.”

[misterquickwitted]

{ Looms over and passes over a star. For the meme thing. }

send me ✮ for my muse to tell you exactly what they think of yours, complete honesty.

“I think you’re a fucking jackass. No, seriously, who breaks someone’s goddamn arm cause they cracked a few jokes about you being tall? Which you fucking are, by the way. That’s not just an opinion, asshole, if you’re over six feet, you’re fucking tall, that’s literally just a fucking fact, you dipshit. I used to be terrified of you, and... okay, yeah, I kinda still am, but whatever. Mostly I just think you’re a violent motherfucker, who likes making people feel small and helpless cause no matter how fucking tall you are, you’re still so shriveled and shitty inside you need Felix to tell you what to do.”

[misterquickwitted]

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No. He means normal ants. Think sugar ants.

Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Y’know, I’m pretty sure both of you are losing it cause the air’s too thin up there.

[misterquickwitted]

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Oh. I might be using too many big words for you.

Dude, I’m not that stupid. I mean, I know I’m not a goddamn genius, so if you wanna piss me off, you’re gonna have to go another route.

[misterquickwitted]

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Then I would have spots. That doesn’t make sense.

Yeah... it was just the first tall animal I could think of, okay?

[misterquickwitted]

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..no, I’m pretty sure it’s just you. did you skip your growth spurt as a kid?

No, I just grew the regular amount. You look like you got bit by a radioactive giraffe or something.

[misterquickwitted]

feeltheimpxct replied to your post: “No, but seriously, why the fuck is everyone so...

why are you so tiny.

“I’m not tiny, I’m fucking average! You’re the one that’s a giant here, dude.”

[cryoborn]

//: @feeltheimpxct . (x)

                    “Hey man, watch where you’re pointing that thing! I’m not here to cause trouble!!”