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[rp-memesrus]

MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS.  strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.

“ we’re gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. ”

“ maybe there was something else going on with him. ”

“ i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. ”

“ that’s what happened to those people in france. ”

“ you gotta be fond of wind. ”

“ you gotta love squeaky shoes. ”

“ down to the vaults we go. ”

“ it’s definitely something. ”

“ we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. ”

“ not even a little bit of concern on his face. ”

“ you’re an idiot. ”

“ i did get spiderwebs in my hair. ”

“ you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. ”

“ you just tasted history. ”

“ i can’t see the top of my head. ”

“ no one can see the top of your head except god. ”

“ the fancy boy stairs. ”

“ we’re fancy boys. ”

“ a couple of american schmucks. ”

“ we’re both dipshits. ” 

“ i’m one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. ”

“ and he’s even dumber than me. ”

“ yes, i’m dumber than him. ”

“ you son of a bitch. ”

“ it’s a weird one. ”

“ i’m jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. ”

“ that’s a — that’s what heads are. ”

“ we call ourselves hole butts. ”

“ all hail the obelisk. ”

“ this sounds like a nightmare. ”

“ a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. ”

“ you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. ”

“ this is like a thimble on an apple. ”

“ who chopped a nun’s head off? ”

“ it’s just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. ”

“ they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. ”

“ so you’ve resorted to orbs now? ”

“ enjoy that juicy orb. ”

“ i’m gonna enjoy this juicy orb. ”

“ you’ve got orbs in your brain! ”

“ if you’re in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. ”

“ you’ll be happy to know that the boys are gone. ”

“ colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. ”

“ that’s us. we’re the ghouligans. ”

“ i’m into that. ”

“ you’re off the team. ”

“ i am the team. ”

[rpmemesforthesoul]

Send me 👀 and my muse will confess one dirty thought they’ve had about yours

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[villainsmemes-deactivated202503]

“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”

“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”

“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”

“Hi, welcome to me time.”

“Do you have anymore almond milk?”

“Just do it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“[Name], stop!”

“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”

“The power of Christ compels you.”

“What?”

“[Name], no one is judging you.”

“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”

“Who said you could come in?”

“What’s wrong with eating paint?”

“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”

“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”

“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”

“Cannolis, bitch!”

“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”

“Look how much your mom loves you!”

“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”

“I’m having me time, get out.”

“The devil is everywhere.”

“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”

“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”

“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”

“We’re good? Tight.”

“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”

“The darkness will swallow you whole.”

“This is a safe place.”

“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”

“You’re a nasty bitch!”

“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”

“I want to be seen from the heavens!”

“I love fucking myself up.”

“Don’t expose me like this.”

“Who you fightin’?”

“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”

“My face is burned.”

“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”

“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”

“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”

“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”

“I think it looks natural.”

“Go away.”

“I’ll never let go.”

“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”

“What are your standards?”

“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”  

[misterquickwitted]

❝ SURPRISE HUG! ❞ (sangheilison)

“Hey buddy!” Tucker instantly grins as soon as he recognizes the large arms wrapping around his middle. He turns as much as he can and throws his arms around Junior’s shoulders, giving him a big squeeze back. “I missed you, how’s my little man doing?” 

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

“I was thinking just a Local Club, really, but if you have Ideas, I’m all ears baby,“ Felix said as he allowed Tucker to drag him along.

“if they’re anywhere far, though, you’re driving, I have no idea where to go from here,“

“Local works for me, I just wanna go some place that plays decent music.” He holds the door open for Felix and then links their hands together to pull him along. “Might wanna go some place we can just walk to, cause if we’re going to a club, there’s nooo way I’m staying sober.”

[dragonroleplaystarters]

☆ﾟSentences → Affection

❝ You look tense, lie down and I’ll give you a massage. ❞  

❝ Come on, I like ruffling your hair! ❞  

❝ Your nose gets so pink during winter…I have to kiss it. ❞  

❝ Sorry, I didn’t know you were awake, you just looked so cute I wanted to kiss you. ❞

❝ Are you ticklish here? ❞

❝ Oh, I didn’t know you were so sensitive here. ❞  

❝ I like tracing the lines in your palm, it’s…distracting. ❞  

❝ SURPRISE HUG! ❞

❝ It’s just so easy to pick you up! ❞  

❝ Do you want to join me in my blanket fort? ❞  

❝ …so that’s where all the pillows went. Mind if I lay with you? ❞  

❝ Your skin is so soft… ❞

❝ This is a really scary movie… A—are you sure you aren’t scared? ❞  

❝ My shirt is way too big on you…but it’s cute. ❞

❝ Oh, did someone get lonely? ❞

❝ I don’t know how we keep ending up in each other’s beds… ❞

❝ C’mere, did you have a bad night? You can sleep here. ❞  

❝ The toll here is one kiss. ❞

❝ You know, I really like your eyes. ❞

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

Felix looked tucker over. “Well, you look like you’re either going to a club or getting ready for a strip bar,” Felix wore an orange tank top with a black leather jacket. His pants were skin tight with chains cross crossing down to the hems of his pant legs.

“Basically,you look sexy, let’s hit the dance floor, beautiful,”

“Fuck yeah, I always look sexy.” Grinning, he grabs at Felix’s arm and starts pulling him toward the door. “So you got some place in mind? I know there’s a couple clubs around here, or did you wanna go somewhere classy?”

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

Sounds like fun. Get your best outfit on and lets go.

“Alright, I’ll be right back.” Tucker steals a quick kiss before heading for his room. Best outfit, huh? He’s got a couple ideas for that. He returns in a minute and grins wide as he strikes a pose to show off the abs that his crop top leaves on full display.

“This look okay?”

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

yeah that’s fair. especially grif. I don’t think I’ve ever met such a bunch of sadsacks. So, babe, wanna go out tonight? maybe a movie? maybe dancing?

Grif’s not so bad most of the time, but... yeah sometimes he gets kinda down and just stays there. Sure, sounds fun. I can show you all my sweet moves.

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

You’re really optimistic, you know? That trait is both great and annoying. I love you.

Hey someone’s gotta be. I hang around a bunch of downers all the time, so I gotta keep looking up. And I love you too, baby. 

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

Hell yeah im cute, but you know, I get to be cute because you’re here with me. Otherwise it’s just same old Felix.

Nope. I will never admit that

Nah, you’re not the same old Felix anymore, you’re really changing, man. And I’m... I’m really proud of you, y’know? I like seeing you getting better and getting to be all soft and weird and shit. It’s cool. 

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

Believe it or not, I’ve always been this way. Just… you know, have to be in a specific position to actually see it.

No. Your jokes are terrible.

I guess that makes sense, not like you can be all mushy and shit when you’re being an asshole. But... I like getting to see it. It’s cute.

And you so love my jokes, okay. They’re great.

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

I think about how beautiful your smile is, how I like hearing you talk, sometimes I want to smack you in the mouth for some of the really bad jokes you make and I’m really fucking lucky to have you at all and I love you.

Dude, that’s sappy as hell. When did you get all mushy? I love you too, but c’mon, admit it, you like my jokes. I’m hilarious.

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

It’s more like, it doesn’t occur to me to think about other people’s feelings or that maybe what I do might only benefit me. I have to actively remind myself: hey, would that be a dick move. as for people I think about. HMMM, you, I think about you a lot. Sometimes I think about Locus, sometimes I think about Kimball… I… regret what I did to her about as much as I regret what I did to sam.

What kinda things to you think about me? But I mean, it’s good that you’re reminding yourself about that shit and that you actually feel bad about what you did before, that’s progress, dude.

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

Meh, here and there. Mostly just, you know, trying to give more of a shit than I do about the people around me. I may be better, but, sometimes it’s hard to actually think of people.

Yeah? Well, I mean, it’s good that you’re still working on it even if it’s hard. D’you just like... not think about other people most of the time? And is it everyone or... d’you have some people now you actually think about?

[misterquickwitted]

loksenna‌:

Places Tucker, so did you miss me?

Maybe. Did you miss me? Must’ve been some pretty boring places.

[misterquickwitted]

1: When did you lose your virginity?

“When I was sixteen. It was with this chick a year ahead of me in school. I think we dated for like a couple months and we’d done a lotta other stuff--she said it didn’t count, which was pretty bullshit, I guess. I kinda think she was just fooling around with me to piss off her parents or her ex or something. Then we banged and she dumped me like two weeks later. So... yeah.”