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Dolphinately didn't think you'd swim over here, but I gotta scale back the doubt. I'd high five you if not for the inability of blogging platforms to handle physical interaction.

[shibae]

redbean, strawberry tea, milk tea!!

ideal partner: 

aa def. taller than me uou, similar interests as me?? uh, either dark brown hair or ginger-y (idk those are the colours that attract me the most Bye) uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh ?? short hair „ GOOD EYEBROWs

favorite outfit: my red hawaiian shirt adn black jeans and flipflops (for summer anyways)

milk tea: .h…..awaiian…everything, or floral shirts aa

[shibae]

ALL OF THEM LIL SHOTA

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? COUCH PROBABLY / ?? I MEAN LIKE KITCHEN COUNTERS OK FOR KISSIN G BUT DRYER IS LIKE..SMAL..L…

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: I DONT KNOW IF IVE REALLY HAD ONE

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: I DONT USUALLY FANTASIZE ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS IN BED BUT IF I NEEDED AN ANSWER , ASUKA

4: Something that never fails to make you horny: NECK KISSING AND .T..OUCH…ING

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: HMM/. ANYWHERE OUTSIDE I FEEL LIKE ITD BE UNCOMFY, EVEN IN A PRIVATE AREA BUT KISSIN IG IN A FIELD IS SUPER CUTE

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________. WHEN I CANT ANSWER THIS B/C IVE NEVER RLLY HAD ONE

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: OOOOOO…BLOOD…………………………………………BRU..ISE…..S.,

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: ROPES MMMAH HHAH

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: OOOO THIS IS GOING TO GET TOO PERSONAL , BUT I FEEL LIKE IF U TOUCH MY THIGHS ID MEL.T…………

10: Top or bottom? UHM???????????/////////// I GUESS ILL LIKE. … FIND OUT? DURING THE OCCASION LIKE .. HOW SHE’S ACTING AND I’LL JUST BASE MY ACTIONS OFF THAT/ .

11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in] WE WERE BOUT 2 KISS MORE BUT SHE HAD TO LEAVE (UGH)

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? BHHAHHAHG H„HAHKJ KJJK J I MEAN ITS ENOUGH ? ?BUT MORE THAN ONE PROBBABLY ISNT. BA.D…………….

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: SEXUAL? NTOHING LAUGH S

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: UNITED STATES ARMY

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: UUUU WWELL I WOULDNT KNOW? ?BUT IM SURE ITS VERY PLEASIN..G.. ?

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: NOTHING IM A WEENIE

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] HAH JFGJLK HJKFGH DO NT L TOO OK ATM E

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: IM LESBIAN I THINK ITS OK WHEN UR LESBIAN BUT OTHERWISE!!! CONDOM!! YEAH

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? MMMMMMMM MMM I WASNT IN HER CLASS B UT III I THERE WAS A TEACHER NAMED MS.ERTOLA ANNNNNNNNNNNNND WOW DOTN LOOK AT ME

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: I II I THINK THAT EDIBLE BODY PAINT SSTUFF WOULD BE FUN NB..,

21: How big is too big: IM GAY

22: One sexual thing you would never do: EMETOPHILIA OR FECAL MATTER/? AND PUBLIC. OTHERWISE I DDD PROBABLY B OK

23: Biggest turn on: HIUCKEYS .

24: Three spots that drive you insane: THIG..H..S ,NECK , chEST

25: Worst possible time to get horny: LITERATURE OR BIOLOGY BC THOSE ARE THE ONLY CLASSES I HAVE TO THINK IN AND …

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Fr*CK YEAH

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: ITS NOT , WORST , BUT LIKE. SEX IN COSPLAY SEEMS REALLY FUN

28: How much fapping is too much fapping: WHEN YOU LOSE ALL SENSE OF UR HAND AND/OR GENITALS

29: Best sexual complement you ever got: I HAVENT GOTTEN ONE FROM A GF

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: HHHAHH I DONT CARE SO LONG AS I DONT GET PUBES IN MY MOUTH H

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: NUT??? /////I DONT LIKE NUTS

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin” CONSENT, AND D KISS ME A ; LLLOT

33: What your favorite part of your body: IDK MY HANDS OR JAWLIN e? I HAVE NICE CALVES TOO I GUESS

34: Favorite foreplay activities: TOUCHING KISSI N YEA

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] LOVE>SEX BUT I MENA„AMEAN SEX ISNT A BAD HTING

36: What do you wear to bed? UNDIES AND SOMETIMES A TANKTOP

37: When was the first time you masturbated: HHHHHHHHHAH OOO A WHILE AGO I . . WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL OH H BOY

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? .Y…EAH

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? NO! NO!NO!NEVER!!

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside? SEE #39

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? SAME ANSWER AS #39

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? I DONT FEEL COMFY ANSWERING THSIS

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? NO/ M.A.YB.BE…………………………………………

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? NO/MAYB..E

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? DO YOU MIND - THE XX

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? UUUUH IDK ? WHEN I THINK ABOUT SOMETHING TURNING ME ON IT INSTANTLY BECOMES SEXUAL OOSOO

47: Most attractive celebrity? IIIIIM LIKE SLIGHTLY DEMISEXUAL IN WHICH I ONLY WANNA FRICK PEOPLE I LOVE SO

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? YES/ I AM GAY

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? -10

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? NOPE

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? MEMES

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) YES/IDC I GUESS/ MY MOM HAS

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) I WOULDNT KNOW (AND IM STILL ANSWERING THIS LIKE EATING OUT) AND ?IIDK JM MM M ITS JUST.. WHEN YOU THINK ABOU T IT ITS RLY SENSUAL AND GGE

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? HAHAH YOOOOOOOOOOOOO SICK TAT BRAH

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? IF THEYRE CONSENSUAL I WOULDNT MIND AT ALL

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? APPLE SAUCE (I WOULDNT KNOW IT JUST SEEMS MESSY)

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? MABYE MY LIKES BUT EVEN THEN I WOULDNT CARE

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) NOT ……………ANY,..MOR///////////.E/

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? SURE WHY NOT

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? ID BE SAD YEAH AND GET PISSY BUT SHE WOULDNT SO

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? PORNSTAR; BETTER PAY.

62: Do you watch porn? YES

63: How small is too small? I PERSONALLY LIKE SMALL DICKIES IF IT HAS A VAGINA AND VULVA (BC THATS LIKE A CLIT AND I DONT LIKE DICKS AT ALL THIS ANSWER GOT TOO CONFUSING; IM GAY.) )

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? LIKE?? A FREAK IN BED? ? I TOLD SOMEONE ONE OF MY FETISHES AND HE SAID THAT

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? YES/ YES

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? SURE? IDC

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? PROBABLY NOT

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? I DONT WAN T PUBES IN MY TEETH AND MOUTH SO. .KIND……………A………….SORRY.„

69: If you could give yourself head, would you? PROBABLY OH H H MY GOD

70: Booty or Boobs? BOOTY IN THE AIR BOOTY IN THE CHAIR , BUT YEAH EITHER I GUESS BUT BUTTS R KIJNDA FUNNER

71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it? IF I HAD A DICKIE ID NAME ‘M WILLY

72: Have you ever been on an official date? YEAH

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) NO N O NO NONONO

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? APPARENTLY MY STRIPPER NAME IS SIX-PACK HUMPERMUFFIN. THANKS OBAMA.

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) NO/NO; MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? MY …PARENTS ARE DIVORCED AND LIVE IN SEPERATE COUNTRIES. BUT ID PROBABLY CRY.

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? PENIS: OH. UH . WHAT. ? ? VAGINA: OH HELLO THERE VAGINA HOW’RE U DOIN

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? MASTURBATE/MASTURBATE/MASTURBATE/PROBABLY HAVE SEX JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS / SHOWER

79. Answer any question that you are asked ? NONE

[megidomania-blog-blog]

aw i’m sorry!! that really sucks unu i’ll be sure to ask if you want to talk if you get bad again, esp like last night, and i won’t push anything you don’t want to talk about uvu

Thank you omg !! And I'll probably get comfortable enough to tell you about the thing eventually 

Actaully I think I may have mentioned something relating to it once and you responded?? It was the thing with me wondering about people getting crushes a lot

You vcna probably get a good idea on what it is but anyway ye!! uvu