#feline needle

[bill-needle]

sorry i forgot to clarify. you bare an uncanny resemblance to this cat. I hope you see it as much as i do bill

...huh, you're not wrong.

Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information. Are we meant to think the cat is funny? I don't appreciate being called funny.

I take it that you mean this affectionately, though. So, uh, thanks.

[bill-needle]

Hai bill i hope these doodles are to your liking

Yeah, that’s uh, that’s basically what I look like in those dreams. At least, I think so. It’s what I feel like.

Would I get better ratings as a cat, I wonder.