Alt!
Graham Specter || Baccano! -- previously played
“ Let me tell you a sad, sad story. ”
The words rung into the practically empty warehouse as a blonde man in his young twenties was looking down at a most peculiar figure. In his hand was a massive monkey wrench that seemed much too oversized for any practical purpose -- and curious rust red stains suggested of its most common usage.
Many things could be said about the man known as Graham Specter, and the most certain one that you could never count on his mood. One moment he would be in the highest state of euphoria and the next in deep depression. This very moment, his mood was curious to say the least.
“ First I’ve been granted with the joy of finding this unique creature. Is it a cat? Is it a human? Is it a monster?! And just as I decided on the last, thinking that surely this monster would be able to give me a run for my money, it actually turned out to be weaker than me! Ah, what a sad, sad story. ”
He had honestly been disappointed, and Graham didn’t deal well with being disappointed. He felt like he could smash something right now, but if he took all of that anger out on the innocent creature he had captured for his own personal interest, he wasn’t sure what it would end with. Mentally unstable and violent he might be, but he certainly wasn’t a killer -- it made him feel guilty if he was to take a life. So instead he had all of those suppressed emotions and channelled them into banging his head into the monkey wrench over and over again.
“ Even *bang* though *bang* you *bang* look *bang* like *bang* that... Why are you making me seem like the greater monster here?! How can this possibly be fair?! Why have the gods forsaken me so?! Aaaaaaaargh, I’m about to burst with sorrow in this ridiculously tragic tale! ”
