#fem!ixm

[damnnmilkovich]

fem!mickey getting ian's name (spelled correctly and not infected) on her neck instead of over her heart so everyone knowss

fem!Ian loving to kiss and suck on that tattoo (once it’s healed please, thank you) because it turns her the fuck on that Mickey is that proud to be with her. RIP. 

[damnnmilkovich]

Okay, but imagine fem Mickey sitting at home in her pj’s just smoking a cigarette on the couch, watching tv with her hair all messy and cute and fem Ian walks in just wearing undies and one of Mickey’s shirts and just fucking.......straddles her bitch and plucks the cigarette right out of her mouth and takes a drag while smirking evilly down at her girlfriend. wow.

[damnnmilkovich]

ok but... fem ian having the most beautiful lithe dancer's body with just enough definition in her abs?? swinging her hips just a bit when she walks?? fem ian knowing exactly how to move her body to any music ever, fem ian being strong as FUCK?? bonus: fem ian pole dancing because why not

fem Ian having those nice dancer hips that fem Mickey loves to fucking grab onto. They install a pole in their apartment so Ian can swing around with her strong legs and arms and put on a fucking show. 😩😩

[damnnmilkovich]

I think fem Mickey has a soft curvy body. Muscles yeah, but also thick thighs and ass and big boobs and a little chub on her tummy and strong arms.

oh absolutely. soft and strong in all the right places.

[damnnmilkovich]

I really love thinking about fem!mickey like how'd she do her hair and makeup or if she'd do it at all or how she'd dress up occasionally because I like to think she'd be just as much as a slob and as vulgar as Mickey but she's also know how to clean up and I'd honestly think she'd be into makeup but rarely really get into it and as for the tats I think instead of fuck you up I think she'd get fuck off inside her lip or on her middle finger *sigh* I just really love fem Mickey what a babe

GOD FEM MICKEY WOULD BE SUCH A BABE!!!! Like, my literal weakness. A hot badass that wears boots and fishnets with short shorts and a crop top with no bra with that sharp tongue a quick wit and long, black hair with those beautiful eyes. And those liiiiiips. And her nipples would be pierced. I’m crying. Get out of my ask box, my bi ass doesn’t need to lust after fem Mickey like this, how dare you. 

[damnnmilkovich]

i know tomboy fem mickey is really popular but i actually think fem mickey would be really feminine. like with stereotypes about butch lesbians i think she'd be really concerned about seeming gay if she wasn't feminine enough. that's not to say she wouldn't be able to fuck someone up though! she's a feminine badass

I can totally see this, especially still growing up in the oppressive atmosphere of the milkovich house, she would try really hard not to give off any gay vibes and try to be as feminine as possible even though at heart shes a huuuuuuge lesbian tomboy lol

[damnnmilkovich]

In a south side where fem! Mickey and Ian exist who's the real queen of the south side ? Mickey or Mandy ? Tbh Ian's a puppy so she's ruled out

Mickey is older sooooo she’s the queen, THEMS THE RULES!!!!

[damnnmilkovich]

Also imagine fem!ian taking Carl to the skate park and she's friends with Mandy already but hasn't really seen Mickey she's just heard she's a menace lol and she sees mick at the skate park and she is drooling over her and she makes Carl skate near her so she can follow her around the whole time and watch her up close and then mick accidentally runs into her and she curses Ian out and Ian falls in love

OOOOOOR, just Ian and Mandy hanging out at the skate park smoking butts and getting in all the skaters way as they hang out on the half pipe and Mickey comes over and starts yelling at them to fucking move and Ian is all “😍😍 who is that? 😍😍” and Mandy is all “urgh 🙄 that’s my annoying fuckin’ sister,” and they continue to sit exactly where they were and watch Mickey fucking shred and kick ass.