#fem!reader x cod

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Nikto loves a woman who stays home,

Loves coming home to a fresh dinner, baked treats, homemade cider,

Especially if your pants are off while doing it

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Rookie!Reader, who goes in her first OP with 141,

Sure, she gets the job done, but she's complaining the whole time. Your feet hurt, the ground is too soft, your socks are wet, your shoulders ache. Your pack is too heavy, you're tired.. it goes on and on.

The others are.. annoyed. They like a competent soilder, not a bitchy princess.

Price, however, sees potential.

Especially when you whine about how you "aren't meant for this life" and how you "should be at home baking" you practically look right at him when you say how good of a wife you'd make.

He knows you don't truly mean that, it's just the stress and discomfort talking, but he's happy to take his chances.

He just knows you'd look damn pretty in an apron, on his bed, in his home.. He'll make your wishes come true... even if you kick and bite the entire way to his trunk.

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Reader who wears soft deer print and frilly pink outfits into Simon's butcher shop.

Absolutely flirting with him, calling him the big bad hunter, fingertips running over his forearm as you tell him "hope you don't catch me next" as you stare longingly at the bloody knife,

He can't help but fantasize about stalking you in the woods, creeping up with his rifle. Watching you scurry away. Maybe falling over a branch, skirt flipping up to show off the panties that are also deer print.

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Butcher!Simon is just retired Simon Ghost Riley, taking over the shop for the old man he used to work for when he was a teen,

To congratulate Simon's retirement/new job, the man changes the sign to something cliche like "Ghost Cuts" or "Special Chops"

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Ghost loves seeing his fellow soilder, a stubborn woman covered in dirt and blood and other muck, turn into a sweet girl in a pretty dress. He's so used to the woman who's ruthless on the field and looks at him like he kicked her dog, that when he sees you in a short skirt and your tits spilling out of your top, he goes crazy.

Stalks your Instagram from some private browser, getting off to pictures of you out of uniform, even the ones of you just in a hoodie and sweats

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I need Ghost with a mean girl that takes one look at him and goes "my timbers are FUCKING shivered, get this man away from me" and starts barking at him or some shit

He's genuinely so offended and confused he doesn't know what to say, just stands there awkwardly as you and your friends start growling to each other. Clearly making fun of him.

To be fair, he iiissss wearing a skull mask to the bar, but he's usually met with weird or anxious looks. Not.. this.

It's even more confusing when you start flirting with him 20 minutes later, sitting far too to him, "so what does the skelly like to drink?" Followed by "sooo... when you bone, do you actually bone?" While pointing at his mask. He doesn't have the chance to answer before you're laughing your ass off.

He wishes he got your number before you left.

He'll have to settle on following you home. Partially because he wants to teach you a lesson on being careful about the men you mock.

But also, because he's so hard, he doesn't think his hand will suffice.

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Sweet Bunny!Reader kidnapping König. He's so confused because she's so soft and sweet and shy, cooking him good meals and stroking his hair with her pink painted nails. He had no idea how such a thing could have not only knocked him out, but dragged him home and tied him up.

But he'll understand once he meets your other pet. The big boy with a skull mask. Glaring at him like he stole his special pet bed.

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Ghost fucking a freshly cut raw steak and imagining youre on your period