#femritters

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June 7 🥳 Happiest birthday, Candice!

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Bambietta, probably: There are not enough hours in the day for me to adequately express my angst at how there are not enough hours in the day.

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[High School Warfare AU - Some of the girls from Star Cross High were hanging out at Ginza after school hours.] Bambietta: *suddenly spots Rangiku from Gotei High School, across the street* Bambietta, annoyed af: Urgh, why is she doing that? Meninas: Who? Doing what? Bambietta, pointing to Rangiku: Look at her over there, breathing and shit. She's so annoying!

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[High School Warfare AU - Star Cross High School] Giselle: Bambi and I got called lesbians in the Art Department. Bazz-B: Huh. K. As Nodt: I see. What were you girls doing? Candice: No no no! Let us guess! Candice: What the fuck else?? Being lesbians, of course! Giselle, giggling: Right! Being lesbians. Askin: In the Art Department? Bambietta: Duh, obviously in the Art Department. Liltotto: Why are you boys asking the stupidest question, goodness.. Giselle, dreamily: A~ah... We were a perfect masterpiece~

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[in the Femritters group chat] Bambietta: I’m so emotional right now I want to cry. Candice: You’ll be okay you dramatic bitch. Giselle: My two personalities talking to each other.

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Candice: Hey. Sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. See, I have a condition called- Candice: *remembers that pathologizing her behavior is unhelpful* Candice: Oh it's actually because I hate you, specifically.

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Bambietta: *visibly upset* Bambietta: I don’t want to talk about it. Candice: Good. I don’t want to hear about it.