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I did some sketches today 🎶

#its sungjin and youngk and the wonpil&jae selfie #fer.txt

Wanna hear a joke? Alive 2017

this screencap is so cute because miles is looking at peter b. all wide eyed in awe and imitating his pose... it's something kids do a lot with adults they admire or trust, they repeat what they see and hear and it's just adorable seeing this everywhere as a meme. 2019 good so far

#spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #peter b. parker #peter parker #marvel #fer.txt #i used to do this with my sisters and i saw this with my younger cousins immitating me lolol

Trevor: so. care to explain what... THAT is?

Alucard: ...I have no idea what you're referring to.

Trevor: [points at the pot] that.

Alucard: ...Mashed potatoes.

Trevor: [picks the weird looking goo up from the pot] [throws it at the wall] [it sticks]

Trevor: [gasps] holy shit

Alucard: It seems I... may have. Miscalculated. In the process.

Trevor: yeahhh well no shit. why are you cooking anyways? don't you need blood like the little leech you are?

Alucard: Hm. Last time I checked, yes, I do in fact need blood like the, ah, little leech I am, as you say.

Trevor: oh my god

Alucard: But that is none of your concern. Anyways... I was cooking this for you and Sypha, as a thank you for helping me. Which I'm starting to regret.

Trevor: oh... oh this is fucking hilarious

Alucard: [sighs] Don't.

Trevor: a fucking vampire is cooking me food. what're you gonna do after, feed it to me? huh? you're gonna feed it to me like a mama bird? you're gonna tuck me in at night after? huh? kiss me good night? read me a bed time story? huh? you little bitch? you little stupid bitch? huh?

Alucard: Wow. I want to kill you now, actually. Maybe I'll have you for dinner.

Trevor: you know damn well i would you indigestion

Alucard: We can finally agree on something.

#castlevania #trevor belmont #adrian tepes #alucard #trevorcard #these two are so stupid i love them #fer.txt

peter b: and that's how i dislocated my shoulder, appeared on several epic cringe and try not to laugh compilations, and why i cannot walk past hell's kitchen without feeling a bit of shame. remember kids, don't drink and swing.

miles: [pausing the spiderman game] thats cool and all mr peter b parker sir but we were talking about video games. how did we get here

gwen: [rolling her eyes] I was just giving miles tips for the ps4 because he keeps pressing all the buttons every time we play.

miles: look it's stressing!!! i already learned how to swing in real life, learning to swing digitally is more stressing how is that even possible!!

noir: [holding the controller upside down] This apparatus is quite...interesting.

ham: look you are holding it all wrong. here [swings it so it's vertical] now THAT'S how a true gamer does it!

noir: What is gamer?

ham: baby don't hurt me

peni: that's not how the song goes!

miles: WHY are you people here who let you in!!! also peni is right that's NOT how the song goes. get educated man

gwen: ham gave his own rendition of the song thus making it original and quirky

miles: dont you mean original and... porky

peter b: [high fives him]

gwen: [sighs] i hate this fucking family

peter b: woah woah woaaaah who taught you to talk like that

ham: yeah gwen watch your fucking mouth!

peter b: ah. i see.

miles: this is a mess. can i PLEASE have the controller back and HOLY SHIT NOIR HOW DID YOU DO THAT

noir: I'm pressing all the buttons.

miles: see gwen i told you it's a valid strategy!!!

gwen: [sighs and sips her expensive mocha frappuccino loudly]

#spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderverse #miles morales #peter b. parker #gwen stacy #spider noir #spider ham #peni parker #marvel #fer.txt #hhsjd im gonna write scripts for spiderverse now its my new obsession

Erik: so how was it

T'Challa: I didn't really feel much, to be honest. Are you sure that was a "weed"?

Erik: [shaking with contained laughter] i'm positive i gave you "a weed" yeah

T'Challa: Well, I didn't feel much at all. It was like after I got used to using crystal vibranium, really. Not that exciting.

Erik: [stops shaking] i'm sorry did you just say.... crystal vibranium?

T'Challa: [very happy to talk about Wakanda] Well you see, crystal vibranium, when cultivated by the Border Tribe, provides an instant rush that can help alleviate chronic pain. It looks like fine rocks, which is why it's called 'crystal'.

Erik: [shaking again but for a different reason] oh damn...that's crazy...

T'Challa: It can also be used recreationally. You see, the high it gives can even make you feel as though you're in the ancestral plane!

Erik: [sweating] w-wow... you d-deadass...?

T'Challa: I am, in fact, 'deadass'. It is also non-addictive. I have a pipe of my own, [takes out a black pipe in the form of a panther] I'd be more than glad to show you.

Erik: [suddenly astral projecting]

T'Challa: [oblivious] So, what do you say, cousin?

Erik:

T'Challa: