#feral types

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@otiksimr you've activated my special interested. Feast on my balut

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[squints through all my shitty posts] 

Okay how much crap am I losing to the banfest?

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Does life fucking mind? I'm tired

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The X-files could really do with a Muppet episode where the cryptid they're hunting is a real live human

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Shoutout to @ich-versteh-euch-nicht for helping me find that silly medieval oddish post that helped inspire me to do this

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I spent 20 years adamantly hating skirts and "girly things" but fuck that noise @mayakern makes cute swishy skirts and I love them

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Told one of my coworkers My New Name and he said he didn't like it because "it sounded like I spent too much time on Tumblr"

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Wait they called it Sprigatito, fuck. The little green bitch!

Ive had this ask sitting in my ask box for ages. Every now and again I can back and read it for a laugh

"The little green bitch!" Gets me like you wouldn't believe

I picked the little green bitch anon. For you. His name is Dandy