#feralguarddog

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Pooks I’ve had a handful of beers and it’s almost the new year soooo uh pretend I’m kissing you at midnight

2x so it’s like I’m kissing both my dogs ♡

I am so thankful for you and @wolf-cubus but not in a sappy feelsy way. Shut up.

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goose morning! i had a dream about you and we were talking after the stream and riot was also there and we were going to fuck or something after we went to the store to get more tequila bc you poured the last of the bottle we already had down my throat

Goose morning Princess *honk*

When I poured the last of the tequila down your throat, was @feralguarddog holding your mouth open?

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Hey Cap’n Pookie is there a job for me on your vessel?

Bedwarmer. Maybe navigator, when I don't have your mouth busy.

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Heya Pooks, I’m getting fired from my job today, as an early birthday present from the universe.

But the good news is that means me and Wolfie have way more time to fuck and post it on the internet so. Ya know. Silver linings or whatever. So do you think we could do a murder if a certain district manager and get away with it? We’re both smart and scary, I bet we could

That’s such a blursed turn of events. Funnily enough, I was also fired right before my birthday which is why I opened my own place.

Between fucking our son on the internet, you should open your own money laundering mattress company.

After we murder the district manager and steal proprietary money laundering mattress secrets.

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❄️

Merry Christmas pookie ♡

Nice list, only cause I like when you’re naughty

You get…nunchaku ! Have fun!

⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆GIFTS⋆꙳•̩̩͙❅*̩̩͙‧͙ ‧͙*̩̩͙❆ ͙͛ ˚₊⋆

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You look like you smell (fantastic)

This is absolutely a musk kink thing and I bet we could get up to some stuff in a shower

I've posted my cologne a few times, right now I have one that's amber vanilla musk. My favorite one was a rum and vanilla one, and I also had one called Slippery When Wet.

Annnnnyway, wanna give me a sniff as a precursor to tasting how my day was? We can get cleaned off after we get filthy nasty.

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Okay what about would you rather

Deepthroat till you pass out or suffocate in pussy till you pass out

Listen, it’s a dream of mine to get throat fucked till I puke. Unfortunately, my gag reflex shuts off when I get horny and I haven’t been with anyone who would go hard enough to make it happen for me yet.

Just a simple little over share to take the long way to choosing to deepthroat till I pass out.

throat….bulges….hhjjmngngggghhhh…..

I’m good, I’m chill, I’m normal, I’m cool.

ᙎoᥙꙆᑯ ყoᥙ ɾᥲtᖾᥱɾ…

I think I killed Cute Rat Friend ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ)

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Heya Pooks, I’m here to let you know that blazie got taken out again

BULLSHIT.