Pooks I’ve had a handful of beers and it’s almost the new year soooo uh pretend I’m kissing you at midnight
2x so it’s like I’m kissing both my dogs ♡
I am so thankful for you and @wolf-cubus but not in a sappy feelsy way. Shut up.
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Pooks I’ve had a handful of beers and it’s almost the new year soooo uh pretend I’m kissing you at midnight
2x so it’s like I’m kissing both my dogs ♡
I am so thankful for you and @wolf-cubus but not in a sappy feelsy way. Shut up.
turn on/off?: driving way too fast on the highway with loud bass through nice speakers (or am I the only one who finds this sexual)
Turn on, It’s extremely sexual. Especially when I the driver reaches over to tighten your seatbelt before f u c k i n g flooring it.
Hot as fuck.
This game is turning into Name Eerie’s Favorite Things! and its about time a game worked out in my favor.
I lived and made it through my surgery extra good dog style and now I’m all drugged up and bloody in case you wanted to take advantage of that it took me like 8 tries to type this legibly
YOU LIVEDᵎ!ᵎ such a fucking good boy! Good dog! Perfect lil surgery pup ‹𝟹
How aware are you rn? Fuck, I was busy yesterday, I missed my chance to violate you. Let’s run it back, dad’s gonna drug you up again and leave you with me for your recovery. You can’t be alone. S’okay, I’ll watch over you
I gave up on bitching and instead now I’m just looking vulnerable and groomable in my snoopy jammies fucked up on rum and confused about it ^-^ be a shame if someone took advantage of that or whatever
Vulnerable and groomable, you say?
Is your head feeling funny? Thoughts all swimmy? S’okay, babyboy, that’s normal. Smoke a joint and you’ll feel muuuuuch better. You can trust me, I’m here for you with zero ulterior motives.
❄️ whaddya think?
WOLFIE ˙ᵕ˙ you’re a Certified good boy, Nice list of fucking course!
You get…hmm…I can’t seem to find it in here…
you get an unlimited budget to create your own so-bad-it’s-good movie and the ability to hire your dream team to make it.
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hey I wanted to let you know I’m gone and away for a while, this place has been bad for me lately, but my adoration for you remains and you can always say hi to me through my wife and I’ll be back soon xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
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i will murder and destroy everything making this place bad for you so that everything is peaceful by the time you get back. i fucking adore you, im giving you so many goodbye kisses you're reluctant to leave
gonna post even more nudes, gonna stray from just doing blackout eyes and black lips, gonna watch even more bad movies. 😚
Wait…you should do all of those things? Well, actually, I do love it when you do blackout eyes—don’t stray too far from it…
Happy new year, I’m happy to have met you. You fine ass digital sex demon.
𝕋𝕎𝕆 ℝ𝔼𝕊𝕆𝕃𝕌𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ𝕊 𝔸ℕ𝔻 𝔸 𝕃𝕀𝔼
my confession is that I’m big time bitching out of doing something that would be good for me and would be nice and happy because I’m a big fucking scaredy cat 🤷🏻 I talk big shit but I’m a total fucking pussy about feelings. I can fuck and I can fight all day long but feeling shit is so often where I draw the line
mini confession: I’m a little glad Riot lost their job. they hated that job, that place was killing them, fuck it. we always land on our feet. scared, sure, but also a little relieved
This is so vague but I feel the need to chime in anyway and tell you to stop being a little baby and fucking do the thing.
You said it would be 1. Good 2. Nice and 3. Happy. So what the fuck are you waiting for?
Im also happy for them. And you. They deserve a break and you deserve them ♡
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