-Brother! Stop this foolishness and put your clothes back on!
-I'm not your brother, and you aren't mine either! We're Mellanoid Slimes, sibling! Not Ferengi businessmen!
-Shh! Quiet! You'll jeopardize our profits!
-Since when does the profit motive matter? I thought this whole thing was about scamming corrupt businessmen! You've just become some... caricature of a ferengi male.
-At least I'm not lying in a puddle with my insides visible!
-I'm trying to do this for you, sibling! I'm tired of keeping up these charades. Acting like businessmen is killing me. I just wanted to see if there was some alternative to 'ferengi male' that lets us keep up the act.
-Ferengi Rule of Acquisition number 94!
-But we're NOT ferengi! And it's not as though the Ferengi actually think we are!
-Fine. Ugh. Maybe there's some compromise where you keep this fe-male shape, but put back on your clothes. I'm tired of seeing your guts and skeletal gelatin.
-Rule of Acquisition number 16.
-Good. A deal is a deal... as long as number 285 doesn't come back to bite me in the tail.