#fernthecat

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Me: *gets up and takes antibiotic because I forgot to earlier*

Fern, who has eaten neither her dinner nor her own medicine because she is a Bad Cat: snacks? Treats for me? I am but a starving shriveled sack of bones. Please feed tasty cronchy nibbles? If you do not give me the forbidden skittles this instant I shall continue to scream and awaken the entire household.

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Fern says bi rights

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I was lying on my back in bed scrolling through tumblr when Fern laid down on my stomach and started kneading. Which was adorable and sweet and all but now I really want to turn the lights out and go to sleep but she shows no sign of moving. How can I disturb my beautiful girl, RIP me I guess

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Online Pride 2020 Day 4 (shhh I’m a day late nobody tell): Post a selfie with some pride gear!

I keep my name and face anonymous on tumblr, but here is Fern with some of my many pride pins!

She looks a little cranky here because it’s past her bedtime, but ordinarily she’s a good ally kitty 🏳️‍🌈

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Fern picture dump

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First day back at work, somebody missed me a lot

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Fern in her little house

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I’m trying to go to bed and she won’t move her fuzzy lil ass. Like I made the bed on top of her and. Nope. Nothing.