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smilecapsules-deactivated202106

open a new window somewhere in the world.

so this loads a short video of the view outside a random person’s window somewhere in the world, and somewhere between Taiwan and Italy, I burst into tears. THE INTERCONNECTEDNESS OF IT ALL…….OH TO BE HUMAN!!!!!

#in Sweden I heard a little kitty sound #and I nearly passed out #to read at a later date

bowsersex2

Posting this because this post came onto my dash with 7000 notes with a lot of normal users having reblogged it. OP is a batshit “trad” anti-vax right-wing conspiracy theorist bigotted freak. Their pinned post is some insane shit and their blog is filled with vile hateful shit.

#ah damn

johnbottoms

b plot of all fucking time.

professorsparklepants

#so apparently i need to watch house

cassolotl

Short survey for nonbinary people about NAMES

Please click here to participate! I will publish the results. Also please tell your nonbinary friends about it, let's get several hundred thousand participants so we can once and for all find out the quintessential Nonbinary Name™️

graceking

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

patrickdiomedes

Here are some more good ones

man-peach-reborn

Reblog for “imagine pleasant nonsense”

fablesrose

Reblogging for “perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals”

ailec-12

Reblogging for

Let me absorb

#totally forgot about these

swarnpert

if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........

swarnpert

thank you for giving me that wonderful visual

little-king-john-deactivated202

Never expected memes in 2023 to require a working knowledge of German.

#I’ve been studying so hard for my German final tomorrow #that it didn’t immediately register this wasn’t entirely in English #also I have questions about the grammar lol

miggsboson

How do you say Ko-Fi

coffee (correct but also stupid)

like Wi-Fi but with Ko (wrong but also how it's written

a secret third way

Voting ended onMay 9, 2023

#poll #koh fee #(like oh fee but with a k)

morethansalad

Crispy Baked Veggie Samosas with Mint-Cilantro Dipping Sauce (Vegan & Gluten-Free)

#recipe tag

krekavac-deactivated20240525

Lesbianism + Cannibalism / Poetry by @horrorlesbians and @filmnoirsbian / Insp / Cannibal Girls (1973) / Tomie: Forbidden Fruit (2002) / Possibly in Michigan (1983) / The Walking Dead Game (2012) / YellowJackets (2023)

#horror stuff

anonymousalchemist

I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it

iain-pm

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

jaspertheshark

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

glowingghosty

SUPER SALAD

headspace-hotel

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

assassinregrets

#fave #this makes me deeply appreciate my accent for once #and also appreciate how southern I sound bc this is so accurate #but I have Thoughts on ways to southernize it #also creem’n sh’g’r took me out

disgustinggf

skyline-ta

The worst part is that Cristobal probably would have come back if he'd just been allowed to fucking leave!

But Hank backed himself into a corner where the only way he could make his argument would be the exact worst way Cristobal can hear it.

Because there's no way the same Cristobal who lived this life for decades and terrorized Goran over the phone is actually naive enough to have walked out of that door not knowing there was a real risk he would die, when literally everyone watching the scene could tell what would happen.

It's just that for those last few minutes, Hank sounded both too foreign and too familiar.

Cristobal has already married one person who says "You can't leave me. You'll be part of this criminal enterprise whether you like it or not. You'll be part of this family (by association to me, as long as you love me) and you'll be safe (for as long as I say so, as long as I love you), and when you yell 'Stop touching me!', I'll just hug you harder and tell you it's because I love you so much, and it would all be alright if only you'd stop trying to leave me."

From where he's standing, it just might be a risk worth taking.

#Barry

hellboundhorrormovielover

the fact that nobody's talking about how gene apparently killed his own son and sally ran away with barry and there was apparently a time skip and they have a kid now & the massive potential ramifications of all that bc were all so. fucking devastated over hank and cristobal.

#Barry #I wasn’t sure if the time skip was real #but yeah the fact that no one has even brought it up to debate is so telling #also #I MISS CRISTOBAL

the-midnight-cow

girls when it turns from cristobal telling hank "it's shit like this why people think you are soft" to hank telling cristobal "when you say that word you sound naive"

#Barry #I am Bereft