#ferrant problems

[lostin-wonderlandlust]

Dear self Remember the reasons why you'd rather tickle an alligator or hand feed a great white other than break down and scrub the ferrets' cage? Yeah, they're still valid and now you've got two curiosity satisfied ferrets to bath before work tonight. Good job, champ!

Sincerely, Yourself

Dear Meiko and Mishka, How?!

I turn my back for 10 minutes to spray out the cage and change your litter, and when I turn around, you've managed to knock over potting soil, make a huge messy, and become absolutely filthy. I'd also love to know how you got so "muddy" when there was no water available.

Explanations, kids. I'd love to have them.

Signed, Your ferrant

(P.S. – I'm glad you two had fun though. Please remember the dooking and adventure when you're both getting scrubbed later today and not try to jump out of the tub this time. Maybe you'll remember "adventures" like this will mean extra visits to Mr. tub and his friend Shampoo in the future. Yes? Yes.)

[ferretproblems]

Dear self; Remember the reasons why you'd rather tickle an alligator or hand feed a great white other than break down and scrub the ferrets' cage? Yeah, they're still valid and now you've got two curiosity satisfied ferrets to bath before work tonight. Good job, champ! Sincerely, Yourself Dear Meiko and Mishka, How?! I turn my back for 10 minutes to spray out the cage and change your litter, and when I turn around, you've managed to knock over potting soil, make a huge messy, and become absolutely filthy. I'd also love to know how you got so "muddy" when there was no water available. Explanations, kids. I'd love to have them. Signed, Your ferrant (P.S. – I'm glad you two had fun though. Please remember the dooking and adventure when you're both getting scrubbed later today and not try to jump out of the tub this time. Maybe you'll remember "adventures" like this will mean extra visits to Mr. tub and his friend Shampoo in the future. Yes? Yes.)