#ferretyaps

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happy lesbian visibility week!

we only get to physically see you for 7 days of the year so i'm here to let you know that you are SEEN and LOVED <3

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does liking descendants but also liking ever after high make me a traitor

it's like falling in love with the bro that is the reason why your entire family is dead

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my school sold roses and shit during the first two weeks of feb and i didn't get one :c

i mean, i'm not surprised

but one of my friends got like five 😭 😭

i don't think i'm ever gonna get a girlfriend man i say this shit every year but as the years go by it solidifies even more

how come the FReSHmEN... the FRESHIES OVER HERE are in committed relationships fresh out the middle school when i'm over here closer to college than to cookie time in 4th grade who hasn't even dated a single person, or even had someone like them

bro. to hell with valentine's dayyyyyyy

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lurkers and followers be prepared we're gonna have two back to back ever after high posts

one's gonna be an analysis and one's gonna be an original character. which will come first? only time will tell >:3

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OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTES FROM 2025 BAND CAMP

comment if you want me to put these into context(fair warning, not all of these HAVE context to be put into)

TW: offensive content 😭😭💀

"i am going to dig so far up your asshole"

"do you want purple? do you want purple?" "no" "losers"

"if that's [name] i'm literally gonna kill myself." *[name] comes from behind and places hands over speaker's eyes* "guess who"

"PANTS HIM PANTS HIM PANTS HIM!"

"the saxophones win the freakiest section award"

"thailand has femboys, that's why they wanna go"

"i got water shot up my nose" "i got water shot up my ass"

"does anyone here have any experiences about being a lesbian? i wanna try it out. i've heard it's good, but i'm not too sure about the scissoring thing"

"sometimes i worry about your wellbeing"(said to me btw! :3)

"are you a green bean?" "i don't know what i am anymore"

"[name] is so WET"

"what's the racial equivalent of being bisexual"

"you are soaked"

"eat my shorts, kid!" "eat my butt!" "are we gonna have to take this outside?"

"you need to go low and then step back and watch it jiggle"

"i need to hit something. i need to hit something! I NEED TO HIT SOMETHING" "that's why women exist"

"it's okay, i get beat at home"

Honorable Mention: this quote was said by our band director

"you guys were butts up in the air at one point"

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appreciation

i have a best friend

this is my first best friend in six years, as i believed i couldn't find anyone that i would be able to trust enough, who would WANT me to be able to trust them enough

i have someone that i can support and cheer on and comfort and be happy for with my entire heart, knowing fully she'll do the same for me

i don't think she knows but when i remember i go onto her profile of a game we both play and i feed her little pokemon baby thing acorns because IT LIKES ACORNS and I CARE and I CARE about it because I CARE ABOUT HER

have i met her in person? no. but i would lay down my life for her and forfeit all my mortal possessions to her if she needed it

she's my favorite person to ever roam this earth

sometimes i struggle to show my friends i care(✨️neurospicy✨️) but with her, i don't have to worry

she KNOWS i care because i SIMPLY EXIST(and i send those MS paint expressions thingys)

<3 <3 <3 <3 @hoppinghare08, thank you for being in my life, i don't know what i would do without you

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they're tryna throw me in the mental hospital the way i straight jack it!!!!