pietro maximoff: wait so you've never done your own laundry and you don't use your bed for sleeping
pietro maximoff: so basically you just let pepper wash your jizz stained bedsheets for you
pietro maximoff: gross
Tony: I use my bed for sleeping sometimes. And no, Pepper doesn't do housework.
pietro maximoff: so you let a stranger wash your jizz stained bedsheets for you that's even worse dude
Tony: Well, no.
Tony: ... Mom does it.
pietro maximoff: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO















