#lmaoooooooo

[dumbwaves]

phil, lovingly, to his partner of 16 years: "the thing is, no one actually gives a shit about you"

[myrddin-wylt]

I haven't been on here lately but I have been more or less watching the WC and I just wanna say I am now ride or die for Cabo Verde.

[chainedupdyke]

turned off anon asks… birds r chirping… sun is shining… cold water Crisp & both sides of my pillow r Cold as fuck

[seraphrain]

[dynapuff]

If my in-laws ever get wise enough to do the math of this pregnancy they will absolutely figure out that we conceived this baby while at their house lmaooooo

[buddyhollyscurls]

If she's the younger sibling that to me makes their whole dynamic slightly funnier as a youngest sibling bc

we really just are unhinged like that

[opossum-arts]

"Stan sombr or betray the deceptions" me asf af

[silhouettesx]

frankie’s so mad he can’t get pregnant rn