Most people your age die. So WHY. WON'T. YOU?!
Petey, to... take a wild guess

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Most people your age die. So WHY. WON'T. YOU?!
Petey, to... take a wild guess
shitpost for today bc i got nothing
DogManber Day 23 : Fetch-22
Yeah i couldnt even be BOTHERED to draw the fair fairy but whatevs
his face speaks to me
Some family friends on Facebook weren't too happy with Dav Pilkey's Dog Man: Fetch-22 showing real life things like a deadbeat dad showing up, stealing all your stuff and then getting arrested
Probably shouldn't have jumped in to call them out on their BS but I did it anyway
(During book 8)
Grampa: Ralphie, I found you in this book! You have all the symptoms of someone whose life has no meaning!
Li'l Petey:
Li’l Petey: Papa, you were right. You were right about everything.
Petey: I know, but I need you to be more specific.
I had to die in order to get my life together.
Flippy
Chief: How do you “accidentally” burn down half a city?!
Fair Fairy: Beats me, it all happened so fast!
Petey: I am literally so mad at you right now. There’s nothing you can say that’ll make me forgive you.
Li’l Petey: I-
Petey: Okay, I forgive you now.