Fezco definitely watches LA Nights bc he knows Lexi works on it despite thinking it’s the dumbest fucking thing on television right now.
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Fezco definitely watches LA Nights bc he knows Lexi works on it despite thinking it’s the dumbest fucking thing on television right now.
Fexi kids Headcanon
(A little in sight to my Fexi Oc children)
Laney Marie O’Neill🌻
Is the small version of Lexi, not just in looks but personality.
Very curious, which leads her to always wanting to learn as much as she can.
Down side is she can’t go on unless she gets answers to all her questions.
“But dad how can he fly with reindeer?”
“Laney you get free presents… take the win”
Sometimes gets overwhelmed with information. (Lexi always knows exactly how to help her).
Her godmother is Rue who refers to her as “Rookie” when playing detective Bennett.
Adeline (Addy) Howard O’Neill🍦
Laney couldn’t pronounce Adeline which is how she received her nickname Addy.
Chaotic little red head.
Can not sit still, must always be moving.
Will only ever be still is when Bob Ross is on TV.
Constantly copying her dad (Fezco).
The ultimate partner in crime, anything Laney needs Addy is there as back up.
“But Laney did it”
“Addy, honey if Laney jumped off a cliff would you?”
(Dead serious) “Yes”
Share your Fexi holiday headcanons (Christmas/Hanukkah/NYE)!!! Or winter headcanons!
With all the holiday stress going on, I totally forgot to answer this, I’m sorry!! Thank you for asking <3
- they bake cheesy Christmas cookies
- they get a Christmas tree almost last minute and decorate it with the most random glitter balls and it’s really colorful and pretty and there are pictures of each cat on it
- their six cats destroy the tree at least twice a day (that’s why Ash proposes to wait till Christmas Eve to get one)
- they do a lot of fun winter/Christmas things: ice-skating, sleigh riding, building a snowman (or snowcats), going to a Christmas market, decorating the house with fairy lights, baking, you name it.
- they make little Christmas hats for their cats
- they make homemade gifts and cookies for everyone
- always keep a mistletoe above their doorframes so fez can kiss lexi every time they walk into a different room
- for new year’s, they usually sit on a couch at a party, cuddling and going home before midnight so they can start the new year just by themselves <3
- I also see lexi collecting wishes in a jar for the new year and fez reading them secretly, because he wants the year to be perfect for her
Okay I just had a massage and of course was thinking about Fexi in this situation 😅
Would it be too OOC for Fex to leave the drug business and become a masseuse? I had a fanfic idea of Lexi buying Suze, Cassie and others vouchers every birthday and Christmas for his parlor (she probably buys one for Cassie once and she loves it so it becomes a bit of a tradition). After a couple of years of this Cassie repays the favour and Lexi goes and Fez is all 'You must be the famous Lexi, you've been keeping me in business!' Then he gives her a message and at the end says it's on the house for all the referrals and vouchers she's done over the years... 😍🥵
In honor of American Thanksgiving coming up soon, what do you think is Fez and Lexi's favorite Thanksgiving dish? If you don't celebrate Thanksgiving, what you do think is Fez and Lexi's favorite meal/food/entree (it can be anything)?? Or you can answer this as though Lexi and Fez are taking a vacation in your home country! What would they eat in your country?
Sorry to be so slow !
I don't celebrate Thanksgiving in my country butttt my thoughts are:
Fez later in life becomes like the turkey master. Every year he's trying to perfect it and get it perfectly juicy. Kinda like Bob in Bob's Burgers if you've seen that? Also I think Fez spends heaps of time growing the perfect veggies like carrots and yams to go with it 🥕
I can imagine Lexi doing like less traditional salads - Like big fresh salads with fruit and nuts in them. She thinks it's nice to have something fresh! And they use the produce from the garden. I also can imagine her like making really good cheese boards and canapés for when guests arrive at their farm house 🥰🥰🥰
Thank you for asking me !
i miss fexi. here are some headcanons. 
whenever lexi tells fez to stop doing something he’ll snort and be like “what’re u gonna do, kill me?” as a joke but lexi will get so wide-eyed bc she’ll be reminded of his lifestyle and what he’s been through and her face will immediately just DROP and she’ll get so sad that fez looks up from whatever he’s doing and is like “shit no ok im sorry baby pls i was just kidding, it was a bad joke it was a bad joke pls don’t cry-”
fez ties her shoes for her whenever her laces come undone and she blushes. he has never felt more proud of himself than when she is wearing shoes that he has tied.
bonus: one time suze walks downstairs to see fez in the doorway tying lexi’s shoes before they leave for a date and nearly has a heart attack because it looked like he was proposing to her
lexi tries throwing a thanksgiving party with all her friends and ethan and fez are basically the only guys there so they sit in front of the tv. ethan puts on the football game because to him fez seems like the type to like football. fez does not understand shit about football. neither does ethan. they do not know this about each other, so they sit there for like an hour trying to act like they know what’s happening— nodding when it looks like a touchdown, shakin’ their heads at the refs when they hear booing in the crowds, all while remaining very quiet. it is very awkward. it takes them half the night to admit to each other they don’t know shit and that they were just watching to make the other one happy. then fez puts on little house on the prairie. ethan mimicks the voices and fez finds it hilarious. after that they become best friends.
on the topic of thanksgiving, lexi also crochets him a roast turkey hat. he puts in on and she giggles saying “oh god you must think it looks so stupid” because it does. it is ridiculous. he stands there with the most deadpan expression while looking in the mirror. a few seconds pass and he smiles. “heeheeeee ooh, i look good as hell rn” he says. and he wears it ALL THE TIME even though he does not. in fact. look good as hell.
lexi asks fez if he would still love her if she were a worm. she does this at 3 am one night, and all he does is just “[processing]” so she’s like “ok nvm that was a dumb question” and goes back to sleep. but then THREE DAYS LATER his brain finally processes it and randomly brings it up at lunch one day like “so… by you being a worm… did you mean like… your mind being inside a worm? like your personality n shit? or would you have like… the mental capacity of a worm?” lexi smilses amusedly but answers his question seriously. he ends up saying yes, he would.
New Fexi fanfic idea - what about if Fez becomes a famous rapper and they make a movie about his life and Lexi gets cast in it.... 🥰🥰🥰
What are some of your R-rated Fexi head canons? They can be smutty and/or dark!
Uhh okay Fez definitely has a Bob Ross kink but Lexi likes that idea as well, Lexi loves that Fez is wearing rings when he fingers her, I could also see them having a blood kink - I mean we all know what Lexi was thinking when he beat up Nate. They also fantasize about murdering Nate and yes this is very bcs influenced but I kinda see them putting scams on people and get horny whenever someone horrible gets punished :D