2nd CN Anniversary Audio Translations!
On Funtoy’s website, there’s a page where you can listen to the Holy See Food Souls converse before a Christmas banquet.
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Fish n Chips: Eh? Did I come early? How come it’s just you Croissant
Croissant: Yes. I came a bit early.
Fish n Chips: O-Oh. Hey, have you seen Martini, then? Just now, that bloke was whining about wanting to compare swordsmanship expertise with me.
Croissant: He seems to have gone elsewhere.
Fish n Chips: *sigh* Really… Ah, whatever. I’ll just wait for him here then.
Fish n Chips: Eh? Seems like I bumped into something on the table just then
Fish n Chips: E-Eh? How come there’s rope here?! W-Who did this?
Fish n Chips: Eugh- Croissant! I’ve gotten trapped by the rope! Quick, cut me out!
Croissant: Mm? Why can’t you go do it?
Fish n Chips: ...Do I look like I can go do it right now?
Fish n Chips: Hey! Croissant! Don’t act like you didn’t hear!! Cut me out now ! ! !
Tequila: Hahahahahaha ! Pranked ! Martini, you were right !
Martini: The mechanism you brought was indeed more useful.
Tequila: Heh, looks like Easter Egg’s invention was quite handy!
Fish n Chips: T- This was your doing?!
Martini: We didn’t do anything. But, I would’ve never thought you’d take the initiative to be this cooperative.
Fish n Chips: How does this seem like cooperation ! ! ! Who would install this mechanism here ! ! !
Tequila: Haha, Martini thought this all up..
Martini: Eh? It was Tequila’s provided the materials. I just saw the opportunity and took it.
Fish n Chips: Th-then can you cut this away??
Tequila: Oh shoot, I don’t think I ever asked Easter Egg how to take this apart!
Martini: Tequila, why are you looking at me? I don’t know anything.
Fish n Chips: You- You all- ! Who’s gonna save me ! !
Candy Cane: S-Sorry! I arrived late!
Candy Cane: Huh? Fish n Chips…? What happened?...
Martini: Good evening, cutest little Candy Cane~
Tequila: Ah, Fish n Chips is actually just helping us test out this mechanism!
Fish n Chips: *sobbing...* Candy Cane, don’t listen to them! Those two trying to set me up! Come rescue me!
Tequila: It was clearly you who got yourself trapped, don’t blame us!
Fish n Chips: Candy Cane, do you not believe me too?
Candy Cane: Ah, it’s not that! I-I... M-Mr. Croissant...
Croissant: It’s best not to meddle in such important affairs.
Tequila: Hehe, have faith in us Mr. Croissant!
Fish n Chips: All of you were in cahoots together, weren’t you!
Fish n Chips: W-Wait a sec! What do you two have in your hands! AAH! Don’t come any closer ! !
Martini: Fish n Chips, don’t be so nervous. Loosen up your body, or the rope might hurt.
Fish n Chips: Martini, you, you! Quit it already!
Martini: Oh? Who wanted to duel me just then? I’m merely heeding your request.
Fish n Chips: Who wants to compare arrows with you! I was clearly talking about swords!*
*In Chinese, sword and arrows are homophones, so the joke is that they sound similar and were mixed up in this instance.
Fish n Chips: No, no- put that thing down first and then talk.
Martini: Mm…. a long sword is also not banned..
Fish n Chips: Martini-! And you, Tequila! Put that pen away! If my face gets vandalized, how am I supposed to welcome Master Attendant!
Tequila: Haha, so I’m just helping you! If Master Attendant sees you like this, they’ll be even happier!
Tequila: If you move again, I might just draw it crooked.
Fish n Chips: *sobbing*-! You all ! !
Fish n Chips: Croissant, look at them! Today’s a special holiday, if something happens to me, the banquet can’t continue!
Tequila: It’s exactly because today’s a special holiday, so you gotta do something to remember it by.
Fish n Chips: *sobbing*... I’m gonna tell Master Attendant...
Candy Cane: Nn… Mr. Croissant… Fish n Chips being like that… is it really fine?....
Croissant: Martini’s archery skills are indeed impeccable.
Croissant: Don’t worry, they’re all reasonable people.
Candy Cane: Mm… okay…. Eh? ! Mr. Croissant, you smiled just then, right? Heh, it’s been so long since I saw Mr. Croissant smile like this.
Croissant: Sitting back and relaxing... it isn’t too bad.
Croissant: Today is truly a memorable day.
Candy Cane: Mr. Croissant, if there’s more occasions like this it would be too nice! Ah… Everybody being so happy, it’s too good to be true.
Candy Cane: Oh! Master Attendant, you’ve arrived! The banquet’s already started, everyone’s waiting for you!
Croissant: Master Attendant, you’ve arrived, how nice. Everything has been properly prepared.
Candy Cane: Heh, celebrating this event with Master Attendant, it’s too good! Next year… we should do it like this too!
Thank you to @fuckyeahfoodfantasy @venusfangfang @cakerollkarol for translating!
