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On the Funtoy website, you can hear the members of Dragon Cavern discuss New Year’s with Peking Duck and Yuxiang.
CG 1
Dragonwell Tea: You’ve all arrived?
Peking Duck: You rarely come out to greet us.
Dragonwell Tea: Mm, I thought you would all come today.
Yuxiang: Apologies for not saying hi in advance; these drinks and desserts are a little gift~
Dragonwell Tea: No matter, they should be very happy by this.
Yuxiang: Speaking of which, where is Longfeng Stew and the others? I haven’t heard them nearby; weren’t they quite the noisy bunch before?
Dragonwell Tea: Longfeng Stew and Realgar Wine are together, Zitui Bun and the others are preparing the food.
Yuxiang: How nice, it seems that Zitui’s and I’s discussion over the history of countries from last time can continue.
Peking Duck: There’s plenty of trifling things at the end of the year-- we just happened to be free these few days and came for a visit.
Peking Duck: How have you been?
Dragonwell Tea: Everything is fine, there’s still work to do.
Peking Duck: Your place is still much much quieter and more peaceful than mine, even the children are overjoyed. *quacking ducklings*
Dragonwell Tea: Not entirely, it’s still always a little noisy here.
CG 2
Longfeng Stew: It’s just a few strands of grass, just grow some more! What’s the point in being so angry?
Realgar Wine: You still don’t know what you did wrong?
Longfeng Stew: But when I messed with your grass in the past, you weren’t like this!
Realgar Wine: ...You! Sigh, this is different.
Longfeng Stew: What’s different?
Realgar Wine: This herb is difficult to cultivate. It took me many tries before I managed to successfully grow it.
Longfeng Stew: This… is growing grass this hard… th-then I’ll help you grow more when spring comes!
Realgar Wine: Sigh… Just stay far away from them, will you.
Realgar Wine: Also, I was going to use it to make medicine. If I didn’t have this herb, then all of my previous efforts would be wasted...Whatever, there’s no use in telling you anyways.
Longfeng Stew: Medicine? Are you talking about that stinky murky bowl in the room?
Realgar Wine: I haven’t finished it, that’s all.
Longfeng Stew: Ah ha ha-- I thought it was some failed experimental medicine... it was just too smelly, so before I went to sleep I just threw it away!
Realgar Wine: What… LONG-FENG STEW--!
CG 3
Peking Duck: Alright, I take back what I just said.
Yuxiang: New Year’s is only nice when there’s a little ruckus around.
Yuxiang: But judging by his appearance, Longfeng Stew messed up big this time.
Peking Duck: Oh? I see these two aren’t behaving much different from what they’re usually like.
Yuxiang: I haven’t seen Realgar Wine like this before. Should we intervene?
Dragonwell Tea: That won’t be necessary. *sips wine*
Dragonwell Tea: Mm… Realgar Wine, he isn’t really angry.
Yuxiang: ...You two sure are calm. Not only that, you’ve both begun to sing the same tune.
Peking Duck: *laughs* Well, even if they get noisy, it’s not my responsibility.
Dragonwell Tea: …... It won’t come to that.
Yuxiang: Both of you wouldn’t even bat an eye if the sky came crashing down, would you.
CG 4
Longfeng Stew: I- I really didn’t mean it this time! Next time I won’t touch it anymore! Dragonwell? Eh, why are you all here?
Realgar Wine: There’s guests over? Excuse me.
Yuxiang: No need to be so polite. We’ve already become well acquainted friends.
Longfeng Stew: Obviously! Ey, Peking Duck what kind of wine did you bring over this time? I thought last time’s wine was fantastic, I wanted to ask you for a few more pots!
Peking Duck: Okay, next time I’ll bring more.
Longfeng Stew: Wha-- it smells so delicious-- what are you guys eating? I want some too…
Realgar Wine: …… Longfeng Stew!
Yuxiang: Hehe, how about you resolve that problem of yours before you come over here?~
Longfeng Stew: Hahaha… then, then I’ll go help Dahongpao in the back!
Realgar Wine: You’ll just add more trouble……hey, watch out!
Longfeng Stew: Geh!
Realgar Wine: Sigh…... Always such reckless.
CG 5
Longfeng Stew: Sss-- so cold!
Realgar Wine: You would know, there’s already this much snow on the ground.
Longfeng Stew: If it weren’t for how ruthless you were, even chasing me for so long, I wouldn’t have ...Eh! How did they climb onto my head?
Realgar Wine: I’m not blaming you for picking that blade of medicinal herb, it's just that I’ve already told you many times before; that herb has poisons on it, and you shouldn’t touch it as you like.
Realgar Wine: You’re so rash, if you’re not careful... ...
Longfeng Stew: I… … I will be more careful in the future… Plus, aren’t I being well-behaved right now… Agh! don’t pull my hair!
Realgar Wine: Heh, it’s time you learned a lesson.
Longfeng Stew: Hey wait-- Why are you all just watching me! Is anyone going to help me, I can’t seem to pull out my hand anymore!
Dragonwell Tea: Relax a bit, the food should be done soon.
Peking Duck: Looks like we can happily have our new year now. How fortunate that I brought enough wine.
Yuxiang: Hasn’t this already been quite pleasant so far?
Thank you to @fuckyeahfoodfantasy @venusfangfang @cakerollkarol for translating.
“The spring is the most beautiful season of the year. The seasons come and go, and unwittingly, the clock chimes of New Year's Eve quietly begin to sound. We are once again immersed in the festivities of spring— happily gathered in this moment, we make a wish for the new year, together. The story still continues, and it can only become more exciting. Now, [we would like to] offer [our] blessings to every Master Attendant of Tierra.”
[[Another message for the Chinese New Year event, translation credit to @ venusfangfang , thank you.]]
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