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CPS: So if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.

Intelligent Heavy: What if it bites me and it dies?

CPS: That means you’re poisonous, Heavy.

Polite Spy: What if it bites itself and I die?

CPS: That’s voodoo.

Sny: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

CPS: That’s correlation, not causation.

Spyper: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

CBS: That’s kinky.

CPS: Oh my god.

On a scale of one to ten how would each parent deal with [Ass Pancake's or other Freaks who are Chaotic] losing their child, with one being finding the kid but not dealing with the bad babysitter at all and ten being cause hell and breaking more then one person's body to find the kid?

(I’m not sure if I undertood your ask at all Anon, but I’ll try to answer anyway)

So, in case that the parent or the babbysitter looses any of the children, but more like with one being “not worried at all cause they know where the kid might be so the babysitter doesn’t have to worry at all too” and ten “lifting every single rock on earth trying to find the kid and also about to strangle the fuck out of the babysitter”, I think the scale would be like:

CPS: 9/10. He gets really worried, and is even capable of breaking some noses for just find the kid. His mind tends to be clouded by the anxiety of not being able to find him, so yeah, better stay a bit away from him.

Gentlespy: 5/10. He’s more worried to being targeted by CPS as one of the persons he might break a nose than the actual problem (Not finding the kid). So, he’s priority is to find the child as soon as posible, so CPS will not break no one’s nose(?

Spyper: 2/10-9/10. Since Intelligent Heavy is well behaved, he doesn’t have to worry if he gets lost, cause he’s with him or Sny or his babysitter almost all the time (Except when he goes out to play with the rest of the kids, but don’t worry, the adults never know, and he always come back safe and sound). BUT if the kid actually gets lost he just would goes nuts as CPS and get in his flying van searching for the poor child.

Sny: 2/10 the same as Spyper except for the last part. He just would try to stay calm and go find the kid.

Polite Spy: 6/10 He actually gets worried, though he would try to stay calm and to think in places where the kid might be, so he doesn’t get so clouded as CPS. He also would ask politely to other people if they have seen the kid.

RbbrFrt: 1/10. It’s not that he doesn’t care, it just that he KNOWS where HIS baby is. And probably where the rest of the kids might be if they get lost. But he’s just that dumb that pretty sure won’t say anything “Because no one asked him”(?). So he just let all the chaos to happen while he’s pretty relaxed with his mouth shut lmao

And I guess that’s it. Thanks for asking, Anon! xD 💖