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FF #300:

Uncle: There is nothing I like more than Doom’s hobbies. Has he ever gardened before? I mean, I’m sure he’s great at it.

@traincat: Of course Doom has a whole greenhouse, complete with rare night-blooming orchids and palm trees. Of course he does. I kind of wish he was wearing gardening gloves over the armor.

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FF #300:

@traincat: At some point at every wedding I've ever been to, I've wished a dragon-themed android would carry me far, far away.

Uncle: Amen.

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FF #300:

Uncle: I mean, look. I know we both do our fair shares of shipping Johnny and other men, but like, does he have a crush on this Brian guy? Would he rather be marrying this Brian guy? Is that what the heart is trying to tell me?

@traincat: The flame heart is really cute, but I think there’s a good chance there’s nobody on the other end of that call.

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FF #300:

Uncle: Marvel’s 2017 crossover event should’ve been She-Hulk: Creeper Police.

@traincat: I hope it also includes Peter Parker breaking the wrists of subway harassers like in Spectacular Spider-Man #199. They’d probably market it from the perspective of the creeps, though. Get your sleazy tabloid photog variant cover!

Uncle: Yeah, let’s be real. I do not trust modern Marvel to make good decisions.

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FF #300:

Uncle: “You see, Gurdon, on the weekend before I left for college, I literally was pulled into another universe by a giant all-knowing baby-headed man and forced to learn all the secrets of the cosmos as I flew to find a tiny gun that could nullify all matter so, like, I dunno, the Bible’s just kinda weird now? To each his own, Gurdon, I mean.”

@traincat: Let’s be fair -- he hadn’t literally met God yet. Is that in continuity, like, really actually? I know it happened, but I feel like “the Fantastic Four met God” shouldn’t be in continuity. Just like, in general.

I remain unconvinced that Gurdon is a real name.

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FF #300:

Uncle: A photo of me, whenever friends ask me about Marvel continuity.

@traincat: I bet my friends WISH this is how I reacted when they ask me about Marvel continuity.

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FF #300:

Uncle: As a kid, I never could sit still in synagogue, so this is like, the number one most relatable panel in this issue. Of course, when my aunt and uncle got married, they weren’t secretly Skrulls.

@traincat: As far as you know. Speaking of Skrulls, there’s no way this is legally binding. 

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FF #300:

Uncle: Aw, my dude’s growing up.

@traincat: Bless him, he shouldn’t be getting married. Totally unrelated, but I like that blue Fantastic Four polo. It’s a good look. I really like the art in this issue overall.