Jul 7
My crabs are getting antsy and my bladder is full, we all know McTurtle is dead and we're just letting them literally pull a Weekend At Bernie's in broad fucking daylight so they can handpick his replacement. We should maybe not just passively let this happen.
I have sooo many thoughts I can no longer speak publicly about many things, but especially this. What I will say is I am a Kentuckian with a lifetime of resentment for that piece of shit, and there will be a party on that man's grave and I'll bring snacks
#us politics#current events#PULL THE FUCKING PLUG ALREADY STOP EDGING ME#he has been in office LONGER THAN IVE BEEN ALIVE#and he is single-handedly the reason the Supreme Court is massively fucked AND#he was a MAJOR player in basically everything else that went wrong in the last whole decade#'it was always like this' NO IT REALLY WASN'T AND IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE#HIS BRAIN IS SCRAMBLED EGGS JUST LET HIM FUCKING GO ALREADY JFC#FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK#mitch mcconnell