#fg penelope

[yuriandyaoifan]

Okay, I'm going to ask this seriously... Does anyone want Penelope from Family Guy to come back? Like she was a very good character! SHE HAD POTENTIAL WE WERE ROBBED! 😭😭😭

[amissae-americae]

FG Incorrect Quotes Pt3

Brian: I don't mean to be rude-

Stewie: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.

Lois: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Peter: Is there any kind of idiocy you'd be more comfortable with?

Stewie: It's pretty cold outside...wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Doug, blushing: Okay.

Olivia: IT'S SUMMER.

Meg: This date is boring!

Connie: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Meg: Then why'd you invite me?

Connie: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" and then you said "I'll do whatever I want!"

Peter: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Cleveland: I've witnessed the dumb stuff.

Joe: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Quagmire: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Brian: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff!

Meg: I'm sad.

Chris: Don't be sad, cause sad backwards is das. And das not good.

Lois: I feel so burnt out.

Stewie: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.

Lois: Are you gonna...assassinate me?

Stewie: Well, not if you're expecting it.

Penelope: I don't dab. I stab.

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FG Incorrect Quotes Pt4

Peter: We have a problem.

Lois: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Peter: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me!

Chris: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?!

Peter: Yes...?

Meg: Then I feel sorry for you.

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Meg: While I'm gone, Chris is in charge.

Chris: Yay!!!

Meg, whispering: Stewie, you're secretly in charge.

Stewie: Obviously.

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Penelope: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Stewie: Stop asking me if I'm gay, or bi, or whatever. I identify as a THREAT.

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Chris: You love me, right Roberta?

Roberta: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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*When someone asks to copy the homework*

Hudson: I can help you with it!

Olivia: Yeah, sure.

Doug: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Stewie: lol nope

Susie: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Penelope: *Read 5:55 pm*

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Stewie: If you had to choose between Doug and all the money I had in my wallet, which would you choose?

Olivia: How much money are we talking about?

Doug: Olivia!

Stewie: 63 cents.

Olivia: I'll take it.

Doug: OLIVIA!!!

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Stewie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Doug: You and me!

Stewie, tearing up: Okay.

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Peter: Wake me up...

Cleveland: Before you go go!

Quagmire: When September ends...

Joe: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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FG Incorrect Quotes Pt2

Peter: I wouldn't put it in those words exactly.

Lois: Why not?

Peter: Because I don't know what they mean.

Connie: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Meg: I know. Whenever I'm around the person I like, I just start acting stupid.

Connie: But you're always acting stupid?

Meg:

Meg: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Doug: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Stewie: Aww-

Doug: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Chris: I lost Stewie!

Brian: How could you lose Stewie?

Peter: To be fair, she is very short.

Stewie, trying to impress Doug: I reinitialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Penelope: She turned it off and back on again.

Peter: I just had a long talk with Meg and Chris about hitting and now they're yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other.

Stewie: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.

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FG Incorrect Quotes Pt1

Lois: Is there something burning?

Peter: Only my love for you!

Lois: ...Peter, the toaster's on fire.

Chris: I never cry.

Meg: You cried yesterday at the 6:00 news!

Chris: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!

Brian: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Stewie: I photosynthesize with this.

Lois: Chris got his first detention today.

Brian: Why'd he get detention?

Meg: Because he's an idiot.

Peter, horrified: They can do that?!

Olivia: Hey, did you hear that sound?

Stewie: I hear the sound of you shutting up.

Stewie: I want a bf.

Doug: Do you mean a best friend, boyfriend, or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.

Penelope: I brought reinforcements.

Olivia: You brought Stewie?!

Penelope: Well, I couldn't find her, so I brought the next best thing...

Doug: Hey!

Hudson: You brought Doug?! The next best thing would be Susie!

Doug: Normally I'd be offended, but she is freakishly strong.

Stewie: That's ridiculous. Doug doesn't have a crush on me.

Olivia: Yes he does.

Penelope: Yes he does.

Doug: Yeah I do.

Peter: I have the best memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Meg: You left me, Chris, and Stewie in a Walmart parking lot at 2am yesterday.

Peter: I did that on purpose, try again.

Stewie: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!

Chris: Bet you I can!

Brian: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

[yuriandyaoifan]

@sandrriod who are your favorite Family Guy characters as of right now? For me: my favorites are Penelope, Olivia Fuller, Janet, Meg, Brian, Stewie, and Bonnie!

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penelope doodle

"Well, I don't have to worry about my mother anymore."

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Aesthetic board for Penelope if anyone remembers her (I think she's from S10E19)