#fgbh

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if you:

are an aspiring instrumentalist

are a potential fgbh student

PRACTICE YOUR MUSIC BETWEEN LESSONS

have anon turned on

reblog this post

then you

— YES, YOU —

will receive one (1) message of encouragement from me in your inbox to help you along in your musical pursuits.

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...what happens if you are kept waiting

You don’t want to find out. :(

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what’s your favorite piece to play, fraulein grossenbustenhalter?

beethoven’s symphony no. 7 in A major, Op. 92.

i also have a wonderful arrangement of “milkshake” by kelis.

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fraulein bigtitties

yes?

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to everyone who reblogged my previous post and has not yet received a message of encouragement in their inbox:

i will deliver those

VERY SOON

so do not lose faith in yourselves in the meantime.

Eat your vegetables.

Drink water.

PRACTICE YOUR INSTRUMENT.

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Confession: i tune my piano with my dick

well, that must be quite hard.

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i’m considering becoming a master at the didgeridoo.

flood my inbox with confessions and i’ll tell you if i didgeridoo or didgeridoo not approve.

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how many languages do you speak

5– German, English, ASL, Italian, and that peculiar dialect you have to use with confused and unintelligent teenagers. 6 if you count the language of music, which i most certainly do.