#fgrpines

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Every day I realize a bit more fully that my love language is Physical Touch with a dash of Quality Time and you know what that means? It means I’m a Clingy Bitch

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One of the best things you can do as a college student is kindergarten flirt with people. Here’s a list of things I have done recently:

• put a dead fly in their calculator (his name was Joey and he needed a proper resting place)

•put their hood over their head and told them to come back when they were ready after they kept messing up their words (in a lighthearted way, they were tired not dyslexic I’m not an asshole)

•played baseball with a ball of tape and a dry erase marker

•put my feet on the bottom of their rolly chair and pushed them around

•indulged them in a “magic trick” and then found a stupid loophole just to mess with them

•twanged a stretchy string with them (physics class)

•did that thing where you press down on a marker lying on a table to make it shoot forward, we had a battle of sorts

•crashed my chair into theirs like bumper cars

It’s honestly been great whether or not the feelings are mutual, shout-out to my physics lab partner for being an actual child with me lmao

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Hello tumblr it’s me again and I’m still pining over someone who probably isn’t interested in me,,, he’s looking extra cute this semester though and that’s ILLEGAL

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I’m in a posting mood for some reason so here goes: I’m starting to catch feelings for someone huh. Someone who plays a sport I’ve hated for years huh. Someone who judges my iced hot chocolate huh. That’s just rude. Wow.

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The real question is,

can i get a boy to love me by offering him food????